Football Banter Archive September 09 2011

 

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09 Sep 2011 22:07:05
changing the subject back to england !

and about the post about the england performance v wales , we know we are crap , yet we still go and watch even at big events ,world cup ect!
all you others fans and clubs that dont make , i sometimes wish we didnt , all this crap england expects ! we know what to expect and still go and still slag our national team off, please understand you thick scottish sweaties ,no matter how s**t we are , you are worst!
do you get it , we know we are s**t!

maximus

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09 Sep 2011 21:33:27
Jay Rodriguez and Charlie Austin is the best forward line in the championship ! 35-40 for them this season UTC !

Anyone think of a better one?

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I can't think of many WORSE defences than Burnley's in the Championship so they need to score plenty of goals to even stand a chance of not losing. LOL

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How come rodriguez hasn't scored any yet, the best partnership would be a fit connoly and an in form lambert

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Personally i think over the course of a whole season you will realise that Becchio and McCormack will be the best partnership upfront.

MOT!

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Carlton Cole and Frederic Piquionne isn't bad and Jermain Beckford and David Nugent isn't bad either

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09 Sep 2011 20:05:13
Preston are going to walk league 1,Blackpool here we come, we will beat you home and away next season

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Will someone shake him and wake him up!!!!!!!

maximus

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Your just worried at the thrashings we will give you matey

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Ha ha ha gone on yeovil!!!!!!

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Blackpool will be going down when the mighty north end get promoted so unfortunately we won't get chance to thrash them

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Didnt know they allowed computers in metal hospitals ?

"the bells "

maximus

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Holloway is rubbish, Phil Brown will get north end back where they belong, higher than s**tpool

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This is what a fan you are !
your team are playing and your not there!
do you even watch knobend play!
loyal supporter you aint!


maximus

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I watch most of the games, i bet you hardly watch blackpool, i don't blame you as they are s**t

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I dont think you do !
are you not playing tonite ?
or have you forgot ?
this is the longest ave spoken to a knobender , so post what the f*** your crap, and loyal fan!!!!!

maximus

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Listen donkey lasher, do one, north end will be higher than your donkey team in a year

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No knobender you wont!
do you even know where you play ?
sheepdale !
loyal supporter , games on tonite !
and where are you!
can you see the floodlights but your grounded?

maximus

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North end the pride of lancashire, donkey lashers the shame of lancashire

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Lancashire teams!
blackburn prem
bolton prem
wigan prem
blackpool champs


knobend 1st division!
yep your the pride!

maximus

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Next season

northend-championship
poopool-league 1

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Well it could happen!
and ive just won the euro!
not!
anyway loyal fan has the penny dropped yet ? your team are playing tonite and have a no show!

23 years later bamber north end uni bond 1st division .

maximus

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Typical blackpool fan, you talk rubbish, holloway to jump off the pier when it all goes wrong

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I really dont get it ! knobend are playing yeovil and your where?

grounded !

maximus

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You are deflecting the attention of your teams bleak future maximus, ormerod and phillips have a combined age of 100

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Thats a great statement !

rooney , drogba , torres, and hurst have 152 so f***nig what ! where ever blackpool end so will i!

maximus

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This ONE time i agree with maximus,giving it loads about your club but u dont even go the match

ste liverpool

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I tend to agree with Maximus on this aswell, I mean you cant really take someone serious if they kiss a badge with a sheep on it! That's just weird.

Mr.Roller Coaster

(P.S. Dont forget Uncle Trevs next installment,he wants his money back ;-) )

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09 Sep 2011 19:20:31
Does anyone else think it's possible that garry cook email account was hacked to discredit him as a backhanded move to keep tevez as he hated him?

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09 Sep 2011 16:26:58
Why with all the talk of who should be in the G B Olympic football team has no one talked about Ryan Giggs to show case has talents on a world stage?

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Taking bearded promiscuity to an international level? Yeah great shout.

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Well, it IS a world stage but in the same way that the poetry stage at Glastonbury is a stage... so that's all good then.

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09 Sep 2011 16:08:18
Garry Cook shouldnt be given the chance to carry on his over privelidged life. What he did and said is despicable and as someone who has lost several friends and family members to cancer I am glad he finds the disease a laughing matter. I hope Manchester City pushed him rather than him jumping as If they had backed him then they would be hated more than they are now and they are rapidly becoming the most hated side in the premiership. Before you "fans" claim I am jealous of your money, of course I am but your club is for me everything that is wrong with football at the present time. Question is will you still be around when the bubble that is the premier league eventually & ineviatably bursts? I think not.

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I agree with your post mate.but the epl bubble to burst,how do you work that out

ste liverpool

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Yeah... march the lot of them down to Tyburn in a tumbrel while the drooling peasantry hurl rotten fruit and veg. Glad to see that the spirit of Christmas has made an early entrance.

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09 Sep 2011 15:58:11
Garry Cook is set to rejoin Nike after resigning as Manchester City chief executive. Nike president Mark Parker, contacted Cook and offered him a role within the board of the sportswear company.

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09 Sep 2011 15:49:00
Brighton will make an ambitious bid for David Beckham when his contract runs out in November. Gus Poyet will offer him a one month rolling contract so if a bigger club does come in for him, he can easily leave.

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You dont stand a chance in hell.

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This would be ambitious in the same way that it would be ambitious for Captain Hook to start giving high fives to his pirates.

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09 Sep 2011 15:25:04
isnt it funny all theses people on a maximus witch hunt dont leave a team or name !
sticks and stones girls !
off tommorow to bloomfield rd , to watch x prem blackpool beat the tractor boys!
yes you did read that correct ,x prem! more than i can say for some sorry fans on here!!

maximus ps to the guy that said both teams to score , good idea!!!!!

maximus , have a get my pocket money first or rob a pensioner !!!!!

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So you've had one season in the prem in the last 40/50 odd years, WOW!...most of us support prem or ex prem teams but we just don't feel the need to continually bleat on about it, here and now is whats important, surely!......and why are you sticking up for poor little Maxipuss, are you his mum?

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The fact you spent one season in the Premiership is worth boasting about? I wish I had your life. Incidentally, Ipswich have spent two seasons in the Premiership. And now, you say you would like me to leave my name and the team I support? On a website? So you can attempt barely coherent banter? Aww, footall website friend... No. Jog on. You are a gimp and it is too taxing to try to make you a more humourous or knowledgable soul.

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Meant to say one season in the top division not the prem but same thing!

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Clever boy aint you ! got that wrong .
do you follow football?

maximus

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Maximius , does mummy let u stay up later on fridays? if not up to bed young man.

caximus

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Looks like am mummies letting me stay up !

maximus

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09 Sep 2011 14:07:17
Wayne Bridge is availble for loan from Man City to Championship Clubs...I wonder where he will go??

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Probably Leicester....

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09 Sep 2011 12:06:18
Spurs are interested in David Beckham

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Only in his aftershave brand hopefully to mask the smell of sh*t because there playing like it.

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09 Sep 2011 11:52:13
My top 6 is
1st The Mighty Chelsea
2nd Man U
3rd City
4th Arsenal
5th Spurs
6th Liverpool ( ha ha ha )

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Chelsea at the top you've got no chance ahead of City and United.

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Chelsea top six ! your still havin a laugh!

maximus

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Another stupid plastic chavski fan

ste liverpool

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Chelsea, Blackpool, whatever...

Rastamus

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Stick to predicting cackpool scores little boy.

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And your i suppose my dad!
hes in soon and he will deal with you direct, he doesnt like grown men picking on his 9 year old son!
i only come on here cause my brothers have the sky controls !

maximus

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Sunderland going to beat chelsea today! city will be top with utd 2nd, liverpool 3rd, chelsea 4th, arsenal 5th, sunderland 6th, tottenham 7th, villa 8th

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09 Sep 2011 11:35:42
Maximus...................................................

More like Minimus brainicus!

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Your a clever boy then with the names !

come on lets ave a laugh , whats yours?

maximus

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09 Sep 2011 09:34:28
ho ho ho weekend predictions !
stick a £1 on theses this week and win as usual!

blackpool 2-1 ipswich
barnsley 3-2 leicester
bristol city 2-1 brighton
burnley 2-2 middlesbro
cardiff 3-1 doncaster
leeds 2-1 palace
peterbro 1-1 hull
reading 2-1 watford
southampton 2-1 forest
west ham 3-0 portsmouth;
coventry 1-1 derby
sun
birmingham 2-1 millwall;

prem;
arsenal 3-1 swansea
bolton 1-3 man utd
man city 4-1 wigan
stoke 1-2 liverpool
sunderland 2-2 chelsea

scottish prem;

sorry cant be bothered!

total stake £17.

maximus aka keyboard warrior!

maximus

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Are u gettin your daddy to stick your pocket money on it

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Stoke will beat liverpool, crouchy to score

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How much have you won so far maxipads? I love your predictions as it highlights how much of a tosser you are. Have you ever watched Football or do you just watch Blackpool's kick and rush, running into each other garbage? (assuming you actually go to games that is, cos i suspect you're more mouth than action) {Ed024's Note -

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Not bad predictions to be honest, can see them happening

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Go to all blackpool home games some away , and some england games . who do you follow apart from your mum around to kitchen?
come on mummies boy tellus!!!!!

maximus

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Could be worth putting a £1 acc on both teams to score will pay well as i see only pompey ye not tipping to score mate

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Barnsley will lose, along with Bristol City. Derby will probably win tbh and leeds WILL win 3-0.

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Does mummy know you're using her computer little boy.

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How many did you get right then football manager?

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08 Sep 2011 23:38:31
Watford should keep marvin sordell at least till the end of this season.

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