Football Banter Archive August 09 2011

09 Aug 2011 23:19:04
if u add chelseas class level to their european cup victories n general likeability factor u still get ZERO

09 Aug 2011 23:03:49
Wayne rooneys hair has fell out

09 Aug 2011 22:58:00
heard frm a reliable source that there was scouts tonight at the port vale huddersfield game frm watford keepin more tabs on the increasingly strong young defender lee collins, another decent performance tonight to follow up saturdays man of the match performance although they conceded four goals.

lloydy boy

09 Aug 2011 22:49:22
well done notts county. gave us a great game and you was very unlucky not to beat us. would have been great to have a replay. take heart from tonights game and go and win L1....from a happy red fan,,,,YOU PIES

09 Aug 2011 22:34:47
 

08 Aug 2011 21:55:25
Whats with all the negativity about Chelsea? We have always been a big club, always one of the big four.
We have had amazing players like kerry dixon, pat nevin, frank leboeuf, frank sinclair, jody morris, david speedie, ken monkou, paul elliot the list is endless.
We have the best support and the largest support in britain. The only reason we advertise tickets and season tickets on the radio is not because we are small but to give the masses a chance to watch chelsea in action.
Even without abramovich we would of made it because we are such a big and moral club. All this is selfmade, the russian didnt spend that much.
Liverpool fans and all the other deluded fools be worried cos chelsea are the best.

Larry
 
Hahahha u absolute tool you honestly have not got a clue the russian has spent hundreds an hundreds of millions Chelsea get ripped because of fans like you I mean c'mon you just named host Morris in your "quality players"

I see Larry Graysons back. Not the sharpest TOOL in the box, but the thickest.

Lol larry grayson

Think he would claim his post as tongue in cheek How did you not read it as that?

How do you know i didnt read it as that? Mr Patronising.

09 Aug 2011 22:31:05
CHELSEAS TROPHY CABINET IS TOO EMBARASSING FOR THE EUROPEAN CUP TO BE IN , THE CUP LATER SAID " IVE GOT A REPUTATION TO KEEP

09 Aug 2011 22:17:59
i was at the queens palace tnite n walked up to one of those static guards who dont show emotion and never speak, i whispered in his ear to which he broke out in extreme laughter , i said to him " chavski to win the european cup, he said even i know that wont happen EVER

Wow that was hilarious, i was laughing extremely at that, you're so funny, and clever.

09 Aug 2011 22:11:24
Calling all Coventry fans to demand that they sell the club to mr Hoffman before they destroy this great club, a protest has to be made at our next home game GET SISU OUT NOW

"Calling all Coventry fans" what, all 15 of them?

Is that a joke? Well done, sir. It was a belter. Genuinely. It was not the humour of a primary schooler. It was class. Cutting, witty, well written. You are a card. Don't let us hold you back from your budding career writing material for top comedy shows and appearing at the Comedy Store. I salute you. Hilarious. '15 fans'. Brilliant.

*slow clap as the simpleton who took thirty seconds of his life to write the most pathetic comment on this whole website () realises that the above sentiment may not have been strictly genuine...*

Haha i like that.

15 fans including Richard Keys? haha brilliant.

09 Aug 2011 21:49:32
Brentford will sign Uwe Rosler as a player/manager as he feels the strikers arent doin enough :P

09 Aug 2011 21:42:07
if chavski were playing out my back garden id close the curtans

09 Aug 2011 21:39:52
chelsea have no european cups and a 7yr old manager,

Lay off mate aston villas boas is about 9, everyone hates chavski n there no champs lges ,

09 Aug 2011 21:23:43
The news of a transfer for Leicester teenager Jeffery Schlupp has been dented as he has the scored the best goal since they started pre-season in mid July.

09 Aug 2011 20:22:21
eagles went to noblot 2 weeks ago from burnley white tyrone mears . So yer saurce is out of date

"yer saurce" ?? haha

09 Aug 2011 19:29:51
Maynard hasn't signed for Southampton, nothing on official site or otherwise.
Not saying it won't happen, but you saying it's official is total rubbish

09 Aug 2011 19:18:55
Man U to make it 20 titles, lfc to languish in mid table where they belong

Man U are a much bigger club than liverfool, adam is s**t

All liverpool players are s**t, they will struggle next season

All your fans are glory hunting, pie eating manc

09 Aug 2011 18:22:01
Shane Long is now a Baggies player. Confirmed by club SMS. {Ed025's Note - WBA have signed a good lad there..

Very good player, im baffled that more prem teams were not in for him.

09 Aug 2011 17:26:24
in a shock development both samir nasri and cesc fabregas have expressed their desire to leave arsenal to a bigger club. Both players are set to go the other way to recent arsenal signing alex oxlade chamberlain, with the pair close to agreeing personal terms with southampton. in an interview fabregas and nasri told reporters how they believe by the time arsenal win a trophy, southampton would have won the champions league 5 times

09 Aug 2011 17:21:01
poor shane long seems to be going to every club in britain

09 Aug 2011 14:45:46
Matt Upson in talks with Stoke City so unlikely he will join Ipswich

09 Aug 2011 13:18:45
Barton won't join wolves, but I think thats down to McCarthy not being interested not due to him being a bad player because in all fairness he is a bloody good one or that he would not least consider it, did he not go on record last week to say he would consider offers from any club (including championship).

For you Newcastle fans who say we are a small club, you really do think you are bigger than you are and have for a long time You are not challenging for the title anymore and never will again. I really thought your relegation may have acted a humbling exercise obviously not The way your club is ran is a disgrace your chairman should be ashamed of himself and you should be ashamed of him How can he sanction the sale of Nolan and say Barton can leave for nothing, they were the heartbeat of your team last season

I can't blame you for having desires on Doyle he is an outstanding player non of your strikers come close to him but why would he want to play under Pardew may i ask?

Trophy Hall English Clubs (Top 10)

1. Liverpool - 58
2. Manchester United - 55
3. Arsenal - 39
4. Tottenham Hotspur - 24
5. Everton - 24
6. Aston Villa - 22
7. Chelsea - 17
8. Manchester City - 13
9. Wolverhampton Wanderers - 13
10. Newcastle United - 12

Looks like your a tiny club to then Jog on Newcastle

Haha great post

Is that the total for cups and league titles?

No, its the amount of supporters per acre of ground.

Gr8 reading, see chelsea down in 7th there, not even the biggest in london

All together sunderland have 16 so they should be 8th and that kicks newcastle out of the top 10

This post is wrong , now let me do the sums for you ok , english titles - man u 19,liverpool 18, fa cup and league cups- man u 15,liverpool 14, european and world trophies man u 6,liverpool 8, that makes 40 each, so what other trophies you are adding are not major trophies, cos if thats the case lets add charity shields to the total.

Its all trophies and the list was from 2009 so it is wrong i realised after i submitted it, i got a bit carried away laying into newcastle fans some of them were calling wolves tiny when our achievements are very similar.

If you do it on major trophies top 10 are as follows.

01. Liverpool & Manchester United 40
02. Arsenal 27
03. Aston Villa 20
04. Tottenham Hotspur 17
05. Chelsea 16
06. Everton 15
07. Newcastle 11
08. Manchester City
& Blackburn Rovers 10
09. Wolverhampton Wanderers
& Nottingham Forrest 09
10. Sheffield Wednesday
& Sunderland 08

09 Aug 2011 12:52:38
Doncaster to sign replacemets for Sharp and Hayter before Saturday

09 Aug 2011 11:55:19
Burnley to sign Leicesters Steve Howard on a free Transfer this week
 
He's not even on a free transfer.he has still got a contract with Leicester.

09 Aug 2011 11:34:50
upson will never go to ipswich. to me he shud go to everton as jagielka will be or is going to arsenal

09 Aug 2011 11:27:39
With the money from the Chamberlain deal expect Southampton to sign Jay Rodriguez and Danny Fox by Thursday afternoon.

09 Aug 2011 11:11:36
To be fair to Southampton as a Brighton fan I have to say that they were very astute in selling Oxo for as much as they did. Given their new spending power and the excellent result against Leeds you have to fancy them to do rather well this season. The next Norwich ? Quite possibly.

You are not a Brighton fan believe me?¢‚Ǩ¬¶..

09 Aug 2011 11:07:30
Win - win situation re the AOC transfer to Arsenal. Alex gets his dream move, Wenger gets his man and Southampton get the money to invest in the 3 quality signings that may well push us into the playoff places. The only losers in the short term are the arsenal fans, as Alex isn't the player who will keep you in a champions league spot. But he may well be the player to get you back in again, but not for 4 or 5 years. Sorry to see alex go but I am very happy with the deal. Once a player wants to leave you're best off getting as much cash as possible and kicking them off the bus.

09 Aug 2011 10:49:48
All clubs due to play in the capital over the coming days advised to keep abreast of the situaution via their official websites as if things continue to get worse and spread across London the police will not want football supporters to use public transort and endanger their safety if avoidable leading to postponment of all foreseable fictures. West Ham already off with Charlton's and palace's games tomorrow also at risk.

Just a follow up on this The games at West Ham, Charlton, Palace and The England Vs Holland game are all off as Is the Bristol City Vs swindon tie due to the mindless violence spreading across the UK. Non football related but the Third test against Pakistan is scheduled to still go ahead.
BBC Sport understands the Premier League have had talks with the police over this weekend's matches involving London clubs but believe it is too early for a decision to be taken however if the rioting continues at the scale of the last few nights it is highly unlikely games will go ahead as the police in London could not guarantee the safety of players and supporters and need their resources elsewhere. Again you are advised to check your official club website for updates.

09 Aug 2011 10:22:56
BRISTOL CITY V SWINDON TOWN
game postponed due ti rioting

09 Aug 2011 01:29:47
£5m & £7m Those were the reported figures at the time when the transfers went through. However the clubs transfer dealings are very private and know one really knows the exact figures Since the original fees were reported in the press it has come to light that we may have paid as little as £3.5m for O'Hara & £4m for Johnson. As I say though the clubs transfer rumours are done behind closed doors fees are very rarely officialy disclosed, so we don't really know However Steve Morgan (Owner) & Jez Moxey (Chief Ex) are very shrewd business men and i would not put it past them puling the deals off for the smaller fees.

09 Aug 2011 00:53:31
Bring back Richard wright to ipswich it makes sence to stockdale would be first choice but if he gets called back to fulham or injured wright would be a good replacement Roy keane was a tit for letting him go and then paying all that money and wages for Fulop also he would help teach young American keeper Cody Cropper heard a lot of good things about him good chance could be Ipswich future no.1 so win win for bringing back wright and he would rather come back here then go to Cardiff as still lives in the area

08 Aug 2011 23:57:51
Leeds to sign le fronde and cligan and bretman.

Dont be so pathetic