Football Banter Archive August 05 2011

05 Aug 2011 23:16:58
Not football related but the pop up that lets you cartoon yourself makes that average at best bird look half decent...or am I the only one who thinks that?? could it do that to my gf? haha

Now they have changed it and the woman is eating cereal...and she is fit and I now look stupid. I meant the girl in stripey green socks. my god I'm bored when does the premeirship start?

Don't worry she's back again now, see what you mean. She's got a nice cheeky smile on the cartoon version

05 Aug 2011 21:29:25
BOURNEMOUTH AREN'T INTERESTED IN FRANCIS ANYMORE - he wanted too much dosh.
Ings is staying and scoring three against
the Addicks on Saturday

Trevor Francis? he is quite old thats probaly why they changed their minds

05 Aug 2011 19:16:35
Shane Long wont sign for anyone this transfer window.
He will sign for Celtic in the January transfer.
Reading only have themselves to blame for having such an extortionate price on a player near the end of his contract, and will lose him for peanuts.

05 Aug 2011 19:06:40
Southampton are still looking at a new striker and hope to have a deal completed by the 13th August. Nigel Adkins wants to stick to the "young and hungry" criteria for Summer signings at Southampton and is hoping to land one of either Benik Afobe of Arsenal or Nathan Eccleston of Liverpool - on a season long loan deal.
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but.... afobe is s**te

05 Aug 2011 18:30:24
its all over twitter, is john carew going to glasgow rankers- is he any good for THEM

05 Aug 2011 17:42:54
killgallon back to sheff utd realises he should have never left i think.

05 Aug 2011 17:10:45
Preston manager Phil Brown to be
thwarted in his loan bid for Ricardo
Gardner.Owen Coyle has made it
clear that SAF's warning from last
season still holds .... do not help
PNE.

05 Aug 2011 16:24:27
not especially a rumour
cissoko lb, godin cb and affelay wide right would end a very good transfer window

05 Aug 2011 15:48:44
Anyone else getting bored with this Fabregas soap opera? Just sell him, he doesnt want to play for you anymore

05 Aug 2011 15:40:50
will somebody from muirton send an e-mail
to celtic park and stress that murray
Davidson will not be joining Rangers now
or at any time not even for free as we
are all sick and tired of illiterate celtic
fans posting Man Utd on the rumours site

Does anyone have any idea what this person is talking about - if so could you please explain thanks

05 Aug 2011 15:16:49
I have heard that Newcastle will lodge a 3.5 million bid for Grant Holt of Norwich also likely to put a cheeky 5 million pound bid in for Aquillani of liverpool as Bartons replacement, not saying this is true but a mate of mine told me so dont shoot the messenger

05 Aug 2011 14:05:27
To all the fans who keep having a go at QPR, and the fact that they reckon we'll be bottom, **** off. we topped the championship all last season. Warnock is finally being given money to spend, and we've come up with a better squad than half the bottom teams in the premiership, i'd say a comfortable 11th/12th finish. Adel will run riot, Joe cole nearly signed, Faurlin and Buzsaky, Paddy in goal, dj and jay up front, we wont struggle as much as you'd all like to think.

How many points do you get for a "nearly signed"? Go back in your cupboard.

I dont think we will do as badly as people think, but we seriousyl need to sure up the defence Clint Hill can only kick a certain amount of people
But bring on the take over in comes at least some money and remember there are still some seriously good players still on frees Matty Upson etc.. (who has been linked with us)

05 Aug 2011 13:04:13
05 Aug 2011 02:48:33
i am personally a hull fan and am really not looking forward to tomorrows game at blackpool,although they havent had the the funds to buy anyone they have still kept a decent bulk of their squad from last season and signed a few very good championship players e.g kevin phillips and barry ferguson and i think they will beat us tomorrow and in my eyes are one of the favourites to go up this year along with leicester and west ham.any other views?

This sounds like a pool fan pretending to be a Hull fan to me. Me, Im a pool fan and I believe he is right

I think it IS you.

05 Aug 2011 12:33:00
Oldham have signed Josh Parker for a free transfer after his release from QPR. He has signed a 12 month contract after his 2 impressive trialist spells. Oldham are hoping to sign Ex Real Madrid centre Midfielder Jaun Fernandez or whatever you want to call him as well as Cody Mcdonald on loan till the end of the season and another defender

05 Aug 2011 12:12:14
Chelsea closing in on pastore and alexis sanchez.

We could rename this page "Lets all take the p*** out of liverpool fc"

Unbelievable this. Both players have gone to other clubs. Try and keep up. PLANK.

No one wants to join chelsea, even the barca lad has agreed to go back and he hasnt even kicked a ball for chelsea, think hes too young for that old squad, their agest

05 Aug 2011 11:20:01
Liverpool to bring Mark Wright and Phil Babb out of retirement, as they will be better than the ageing donkey defenders they have got at the moment

Carragher was on a zimmerframe last time i saw him, dogleash should have signed a couple of defenders. LOSERS

21 years since liverfool won the league, 2nd rate premiership team who everyone on here laughs at

We all hate the red half of merseyside. Chelsea rule

Maybe they could sign david weir, he is a similar age to carragher, they could chat about the olden days while players run rings round them

Liverpool fans to do a tour of old trafford so then can see what a premiership trophy looks like. Forever in uniteds shadow.

Chelsea are the oldest team in the prem, at least carragher can reminise on 2 gr8 champs lge semi wins against chavski and the fifth victorious final in istanbul, was it over the line davy weir?yes cara he says

Liverpool will be lucky to finish in the top half with a donkey up front, us man u fans find the deluded masses at the dump anfield very funny

Terry steps up ................of the postanelka steps up.........saved, moscow moscow

Liverfool will not win a major trophy again for the forseeable future, dogleash to bottle it and end up in the funny farm, grant to take over and send you down and carroll to go and work at blackpool beach

Luis suarez to dance thru uniteds defence again, united enter the race for the olympic stadium to be closer to their fans as all real fans in manchester are city fans. we won it 5 times

Suarez to dive all over the place. Cheater, no wonder Liverpoodle bought him.

Nah thats drogba, suarez dances thru manc defence, keep up

05 Aug 2011 11:09:42
cant understand cesc fabregas if barslona think that high of him why are they offering such low amounts there is no way he is worth less than that donkey andy carroll he is at the very least a £40 mil player and cesc should understand barslona are trying to buy him on the cheap arsanal should stand there ground play him in euro cup and put a end to all this nonesense.

and i am a utd fan just hate the way the spanish try and do business.

david camaron please hurry up and lower top end tax so we can compete on getting best players

Some classy spelling here. So you want the players to be paid even more? You sound like Chavvis & Citeh. If it dont work throw money at it and trash everyone else. Ridiculous.

05 Aug 2011 10:31:48
arsenal reject another bid from barce...im not an arsenal fan but how i see it is why didnt they make fabregas there initial main target then try n haggle with udinese over getting sanchez once they ha sealed the fabregas deal if he is soo wanted?

05 Aug 2011 09:35:17
My nan is a coach at QPR and has just seen Shola Ameobi at loftus road ready for a £14m signing

05 Aug 2011 08:46:22
After Oxo Chamberlain & Lallana tear Leeds apart tomorrow, expect a flood a rumours about them leaving for the premiership again

05 Aug 2011 07:06:00
Brighton go down ? Sure. We have replaced the two players that left with decent replacements. Murray is nowhere near as good as CMS and in fact Murray was made an offer which said that frankly he wasn't wanted. Barnsley ? Why does just about every pundit think you'll go down ?

As for the two blacked out Ranger Rovers at Selhurst, much more likely to be bailiffs.

05 Aug 2011 02:48:33
i am personally a hull fan and am really not looking forward to tomorrows game at blackpool,although they havent had the the funds to buy anyone they have still kept a decent bulk of their squad from last season and signed a few very good championship players e.g kevin phillips and barry ferguson and i think they will beat us tomorrow and in my eyes are one of the favourites to go up this year along with leicester and west ham.any other views?

You put a very good run together last season, so i think it will be very close
big crowd behind you, i think 3-2 hull

maximus

05 Aug 2011 00:18:43
chelsea are that bad they get barca players n make them good n barca say "" hey small club with no european cups we will have him back now", barcas nursery. RIP CFC,ur now BNFC(barca nursery fc)

Chelsea to finish above liverfool AGAIN!!! LFC fans to be very quiet in anfield library as they cheer on donkey carroll. Queen dogleash is clueless

Away fans always sing at anfield "Wheres your famous atmosphere"

Oh no Please don't be so outrageous the you would even but liverfool and dog leash I'm so offended . Utter devastation

Ye they dont sing it at shamford brdge, as never has their been one, chavski fans found a voice in 2004 wen abramovich took over, alot jumped on the wagon, its well known its the best atmosphere , spurs have better fans than u lot , even joe cole said he couldnt beleive it in 05 n he was with u clowns, small club no history no euro cups, u aint big till u got big ears , terry steps up...................oh hes hit the post, anelka steps up...............oh van der saar has saved it . get back in your box

What? u made no sense there , "pls dont be so outrageous then you would even but liverpool??. ur chance to shine here n u fluff ur lines , must be getting old like chelsea, terry steps up......he hits the post anelka steps up.......;-)

Then little Terry starts crying. Disgrace of a club. Thats why they hate Spurs and Arsenal they have a longer and richer history. Chavvis didnt start till 2004.

Liverpoo havn't been a decent team for over 20 years. When they beat Milan in the Champions League it was a great performance but they should be embarressed by how far they were behind Chelsea & Man Utd in the Prem that season, think it was about 20 points. Fairplay but lets be honest the team that won it wasn't even the best team in Liverpool that season let alone Europe......Liverpool just living in the past and most of their supporters support them as they were successful when they were kids......yes glory hunters. I live in the south and theres plastic scousers everywhere who have never been to that shxt pit that is anfield

I am more than happy to take stick and criticism from Liverpool fans who are true Liverpool fans from that part of the country. They are passionate fans and love the sport and have lots of knowledge, the thing that gets me is that they get let down by these plastic scousers who come on here knocking everyone else, i wouldn't mind but i'm betting they probably come from Watford and have never been up the M62

Haven't been a decent team for over 20 years? How can you justify that when in 2001 Liverpool won 3 trophies, 2003 - won the league cup. in 2005 won the champions league, in 2006 won the FA Cup, 2007 - runners up in champions league, 08/09 - finished runners up for the prem. Yes Liverpool had some poor individual players, but as a team you can't argue that they wern't and still are, a good team. Also, people can support who they want, there is no rule saying you can only support a team if you go to games or live in a certain place. Im sure the likes of United and Chelsea or who ever you support (i'm guessing Chelsea as you've posted similar rubbish on here before) have supporters all over the country who haven't been to thier stadiums but do you mention that? no. Grow up kid.

What you on about, i've not posted on here before. Yes i support Chelsea and have done for over 30 years and yes i've seen some poor football especially in the early 80's. I'm not saying you have to go home and away every week to be a real supporter, truth is most fans that i would class as real fans have been priced out of going to football over the last few years anyway and being able to afford a season ticket certainly dosn't make you a real fan. Its easy being a football fan these days as its fashionable. Like Man City fans have got coming to them i've enjoyed the Roman era and successful 10 years or so, i don't begrudge City and their future success as i think their fans deserve it....football goes in cycles and teams have successful and non successful periods....but for some reason Liverpool fans don't understand this and get very paranoid if other teams enjoy success. I really don't give a sh1t what teams are bigger than others, altho i do repect teams past achievements. To be honest i prefered football back in the early 90's when grounds were full of real suporters rather than the coprorate and jonny come latelys of today