Football Banter Archive May 04 2013
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04 May 2013 19:47:06
Best 20 managers in Europe currently
1. Jurgen Klopp
2. Jupp Heynecks
3. Jose Mourinho
4. Sir Alex Ferguson
5. Rafa Benitez
6. Carlo Ancelotti
7. Manuel Pellegrini
8. Andre Villas Boas
9. Arsene Wenger
10. Brendan Rodgers
11. Michael Laudrup
12. David Moyes
13. Steve Clarke
14. Sam Allardyce
15. Roberto Martinez
16. Antonio Conte
17. Luis Enrique
18. Paolo Di Canio
19. Paul Lambert
20. Roberto Mancini {Ed025's Note - how did you get rodgers at 11?...was it on a bingo machine?..
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Rodgers?
He couldn't manage a booze-up in a brewery!
Have you lost your marbles?
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Louis van Gaal should be at No. 1. You don't even mention him. DUH!
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How can you rank Benitez so high?
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Steve Clarke? Di Canio?
This is just bizarre! {Ed007's Note - Bizarre doesn't even cover it, gibberish would be a lot closer to home.}
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How about Michael Appleton. - 3 different clubs this season and nearly got them all relegated.
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You must have something
missing instead of a brain
alladyce and di canio
you re having a larf
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06 may 2013 14:14:44
sam alladyce, wow!
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04 May 2013 17:33:34
Stoke city
Most likely signings / Who we should sign:
LB Marcos Alonso / Martin Olsson
CB Curtis Davies / Joleon Lescott or Abdy Faye
RB Danny Simpson / John Brayford
LW? / David Hoilett
CM Mile Jedinak / Keisuke Honda or Darren Ambrose
RW Anthony Pilkington / Garath McCleary
ST Noel Hunt or Adam le Fondre / Andreas Cornelius
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04 May 2013 17:40:04
juve are set to sign mattheus oliviera, son of legend bebeto
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Is he the kid that gave rise to the cradle rocking celebration at the '94 World Cup?
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Just looked it up on Wiki, it is. He was born on 7th July 1994.
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04 May 2013 17:01:10
Doncaster rovers
wouldnt mind a season of Richie wellens in the middle with Dean furman, and get John lundstram in on loan again.
madine up front, fon williams in goal, cheeky move for luke steele?
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I wonder how a certain Mr. D. Saunders feels right now? Having swapped League 1 for. League 1! Oh the irony! The grass is always greener isn't it Dean? ;-)
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Whoops! Guess who got the axe.
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Craig Samson is a good keeper and free in the summer. He won the cup with St Mirren and made a few Scotland squads. Could do well in the championship
Wee Ally
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04 May 2013 16:02:11
this is not a rummer just to say thanks to palace for keeping Barnsley up good luck in playoffs
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And I want to thank Palace for helping relegate the disgusting Posh and their vile chairman and of course, last but not least the horrible entity that is Ferguson Jnr.
Posh are down! Oh happy day!
Posh are down! Oh happy day!
Posh are down! Oh happy day!
Posh are down! Oh happy day!
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A great man once said: "I have a dream. ", ". a dream that some day in our lives Posh will be relegated and Darren Ferguson will be the subject of ridicule. Ladies and gentlemen, I HAVE A DREAM!"
And now, on this day, May 4th 2013, that dream has come true! Praise be to the lord of football, hallelujah! Posh are relegated!
Let us rejoice!
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04 May 2013 15:08:35
Peterborough = relegated = HAPPY DAYS!
Enjoy the drop Ferguson Jnr. ;-)
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Agreed mate. in fact my beef is with the chairman darragh mc anthony, he was a disgrace after huddersfield lost to the posh at old trafford, whos laughing now. mc anthony?
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Could not have happened to a better club
Peterbourgh and chairman totally classless
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Glad I'm not the only one who detests MacArrogant, Ferguson Jnr. and the whole Posh setup. Bunch of obnoxious gits!
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04 May 2013 14:43:43
Tree sniffers fail play offs tee hee.
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But they won2 euro cups only team to win back to back in uk 1979 1980 and loads league cups I know it was a long time ago so what we know you are a fester fan from the crisp bag ground
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04 May 2013 12:46:50
Arsenal ins this summer:
Gonalons- 10 million
Loic Remy- 8 million
Sakho- 10 million
Vorm- 7.5 million
Alexis Sanchez- loan
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That bulls***! They are all joining The Super Galactico Cherries of Bournemouth, the greatest team in the history of mankind, EVER!
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Vorm is not worth £7.5m and I highly doubt Barcelona would sell Alexis Sanchez let alone loan him out. Others believable though
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04 May 2013 08:43:18
It gas been said that we did burnley a favour to help them stay up so that we could sign charlie Austin for 4-5m
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Dream on Super Galactico Cherries! Dream on!
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