Football Banter Archive May 03 2013

 

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03 May 2013 22:30:47
Stoke's more likely summer list

Bolasie - Palace 3m
Sinclair - Man City 5m
Cavanda - Lazio 2m
Jedinak - Palace 2m
Di Santo - Wigan free
Guede -Freiburg 1m

Pulis will stay 99% the only replacement I can see is O'Neill, and that would be a huge gamble given his recent failure at Sunderland, we will see! And I can see us missing out on Cornelius through the temptation of bigger clubs and Pilkington will be heavily out priced by Norwich

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Weird how Pulis has the same transfer target as the mighty Galactico Cherries. I smell a rat. Some kind of footballing espionage I think. Maybe Pulis' flprevious ties to the Galactico Cherries meant he was able to steal it from Eddie "Demi-God" Howe's office.

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03 May 2013 21:33:55
Chelsea Top Target is Falcao

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You're mistaken, he's actually Bournemouth's top target. Haven't they told you? {Ed034's Note - lol

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03 May 2013 20:01:05
Having had a very poor 2013, Stoke are in need of a few new players, especially in front of goal being the second lowest scorers in the Premier League this season.

Here is a list of possible signings for Stoke in the summer transfer window:

Martin Olsson
Stoke missed the chance to sign the Blackburn left back in January. They have been interested in him for a while now and would be a good replacement for Shotton should he leave for Cardiff and could possibly take Andy Wilkinson's place on the team sheet.

Luis Pedro Cavanda
The 22 year old Begium, currently playing for Lazio, can play right back and left back. Everton and Arsenal are also interested.

Curtis Davies
Stoke are in need of cover for Shawcross and Huth when one one of them gets injured/suspended, could the Birmingham centre back be a possibility?

Karim Guédé
There are rumours that Whitehead may be leaving, could Guede take his place? He is a 28 year old defensive midfielder who currently plays for the Bundesliga club SC Freiburg and the Slovakia national football team.

Junior Hoillet
Stoke have been linked with him before and may sign him this summer. He has great potential and that's why, even though QPR have just been relagated and are in need of money, he may not go cheap. The hefty bills he will make may scare Stoke away though. The 22 year old winger has also been showed interest by Arsenal and Spurs.

Scott Sinclare
The former Swansea man has been much of a flop at the Ethiad this season and wants a way out. Stoke are in need of a good winger and at 24 years old, Sinclare could be a good signing for Stoke.

Nathan Redmond
Still only a teenager, at 19 he has been shown a lot of interest from Stoke and Liverpool. The Birmingham winger has great potential and may not be as expensive as other wingers Stoke are interested in.

Andreas Cornelius
The 6ft 4 £5m rated Striker has been in great form throughout the season for Kopenhavn having scored 18 goals. The 20 year old Denmark international has been heavily linked with Stoke, alongside Everton and Swansea.

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These just look like quoted from various papers. Plagerist!

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That lengthy post is like reading 442 magazine.

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03 May 2013 20:09:11
Flop XI this season 4-2-3-1
Sczecney
Bardsley
Bramble
Lescott
Assou Ekotto
Allen
Diaby
Sinclair
Odemiwingie
Borini
Graham

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03 May 2013 18:09:23
Hull City rumours, missing ingredient is a match winner:
choices are charlie adam, shawn maloney, scott sinclair, connor wickham

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Too much Football Manager there I think.

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Not a hope Hull with get any of them! They all want to join the Galactico Cherries!

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Gary Mackay Steven has the potential to win matches on his own, would be good to see him back in the EPL. And Johnny Russell would also be a good singing, if he does not move to Catania
Wee Ally

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03 May 2013 17:50:19
Expect last day dodgy results tomorrow, i'm afraid our game is as dodgy as the italian league on the last day, because of this I expect a certain manager of a team in blue from the south to stay up

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I hope you meant Darren Ferguson because I'm doing cartwheels around my house to celebrate his relegation! Ha ha ha!

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03 May 2013 17:00:34
Jim White on tv just about managed to keep a straight face a few minutes ago when he said: Arsene Wenger wants to stay at Arsenal for as long as the club are successful. Presumably 4th place in the league is Arsenal's definition of successful. When are that once-great club going to show some ambition?

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03 May 2013 15:37:27
(Evening post) Laudrup not rulling out sinclair return.

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Super Galactico Cherries are also in the frame to sign him.

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03 May 2013 11:34:43
NOT A RUMOUR! To all you hull fans I want to say good luck against us on the final day. And I hope you get promoted because I don't like what Watford have done this season. They don't deserve it.

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Hull will get 10 point deduction for dropping into admin

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I second that. I have a friend who's a big Hull fan and would love to see them promoted for his sake alone. Watford have exploited the loans thing to a ridiculous extent and don't deserve promotion.

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All this whinging about Watford, if it was your team in their position you wouldn't be complaining

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Hull were in the driving seat until they messed up Watford to go up itfc Steve

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Congrats to Hull! :-)

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Well done Hull and my buddy Gary! So happy for ye!

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If Watford blow the play-offs then justice will be done.

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I'd like to see Palace go up via the play-offs. Mainly as a reward for their part in relating Mr. Ferguscum Jnr. and Posh!

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That should be relegating. Bloody auto-correct!

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03 May 2013 10:52:24
Apparently Ledley is happy at Celtic (presumably he fancies the level of weekly opposition) and doesn't want to return to Cardiff. Good.

Redbird

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Ledley is joining Bournemouth! Haven't you heard? Keep up at the back!

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". Ledley is happy at Celtic (presumably he fancies the level of weekly* opposition). "

Shouldn't that be weakly* as opposed to weekly? SPL is rubbish.

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03 May 2013 09:49:13
Having been released from Oxford United, Centre Midfielder Peter Leven looks set to make the step back up to League One having previously played there with MK Dons. His destination would be Walsall.

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03 May 2013 09:45:08
man you signings
ronaldo
falcao
lewandowski
mangala
varane
baines
and loads more

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Hmm. That list looks like Bournmouth's shopping list. Wonder how Alex Ferguson got hold of it?

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03 May 2013 08:00:41
According to todays Daily Mail, Watford have approached the Premier League, if they are promoted about how they will manage to sign players with the embargo in place till 31st August. I thought the Football League was a seperate body to the Premier League and if it is should the ruling effect Watford if they do win promotion as they would only have 14 contracted players

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People would have more sympathy if they hadn't exploited and screwed so many loopholes in the loan system.

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