Football Banter Archive December 02 2011

 

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02 Dec 2011 22:57:16
Turf Moor Sources:

Burnley Ins

Brian Stock (Doncaster)
Matt Fry (West Ham)
Kenny McLean (St Mirren)

Burnley Outs

Dean Marney (Coventry)
Andr?ɬ Amougou (Rangers/Portsmouth) {Ed003's Note - When's the next promo video coming out for the Burnley site ? It was good, lol }

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02 Dec 2011 22:17:52
Torres to rejoin Liverpool in a deal worth £35-£25 million. Chelsea have had enough of him & are willing to sell. Torres doesn't want to leave the premier league but wont play for any other club in the prem apart form Liverpool. If this transfer is successful then Carroll may seek a move away from the club as he will be 4th choice striker at Liverpool behind Suarez, Bellamy & Torres. Liverpool will want to recoup at least £30 million from the Carroll sale but weather or not a club will be willing to agree such a deal reminds to be seen. Also Liverpool will buy a defensive midfielder in January as lucas has been ruled out for the season. Players mentioned are Barry, De rossi, Rodwell & Keita of Barcelona ...

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U mad? Torres is finished. He has lost his pace off the mark - he is now avg. Why would LFC buy the deadwood they sold to you back?

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LFC like buying deadwood....look at some of their signings of late.

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02 Dec 2011 21:08:00
30 Nov 2011 08:28:50
Leicester 2 - Blackpool 0..........Hope your not choking on your cornflakes this morning Maximus?..............................................................Actually, i hope you are!

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Ha ha ha !
hows the laptop kid getting on?
had a drink and a bit of dutch?
keep munching on then crisps and posting when home games are on!!

maximus chok chok choking ,no only kidding!

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Ok ! like i said, had toast!

maximus

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02 Dec 2011 21:03:14
Swansea city are signing Peter Whittingham from Cardiff city. Peter wants to play prem footy and feels he will never get to do that with cardiff as they don't show any ambition. Apparently its a done deal and he will be a Swan in the january transfer window.

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02 Dec 2011 20:01:25
I beleive if Ipswich lose tomorrow then Jewell will lose his job, But NOT Steve Bruce please!!

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02 Dec 2011 19:09:27
200 millwall fans coming to leeds saturday,
wow what superb support

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02 Dec 2011 18:50:51
Brighton have signed 17 year old Soloman march from local side lewes fc.

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Cracking signing. Brighton are showing hell of a lot of ambition. NOT!

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02 Dec 2011 18:25:36
any donny rumours ed?? {Ed003's Note - Nothing new,sorry}

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I've heard that adki will be looking very closely at BS.....COYRs

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Rather him than me!

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02 Dec 2011 18:24:43
great,we could do with some young blood,all we have is loan players and not bothered to try,and too many old injured players released by other clubs because they were past there sell by date.we dont deserve this.get a grip paul.

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02 Dec 2011 16:53:38
come on ipswich,i have norwich city supporters living either side of me,i can`t take much more.!sort yourselves out

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I told my wife i had 2 tickets for the Canaries and she said 1 week or 2??

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So, what was it ,one or two?

maximus

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02 Dec 2011 13:49:37
All these people saying sack mick, aint loyal, he got us to the prem he signs players who improves the team, yeah he plays karl henry who never attacks but thats why ohara is there because if both cm was to attack there would be no support for the cb and ward is great he is a good left back I think stearman should be replaced by foley though and yeah doyle never scores, but he always gives 100 percent so its either support a different team or have faith!

MICK McCARTHY IS A TRUE WANDERER!

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Yes he is, he always wanders off in the end.

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02 Dec 2011 13:31:47
weekend predictions.
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remember its just for funny ed 002 .

leeds.........3-1........millwall;
blackpool....2-1.........reading
hull,...........2-2.........laptop city.
palace........2-1.........derby
ipswich.......1-1.........watford
donny.........2-2.........soton
peterbro......2-2.........barnsley
portsmouth...3-1.........covenrty
west ham.....2-1.........burnley
bristol city....2-2.........middlesbro
cardiff.........2-1..........birmingham
brighton.......3-2.........forest;

league two.
shrewsbury.....1-1......plymouth

maximus

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Would be much happier with Tommo's random numbers but my mate is a Leicester fan and he wants to know if Hull have followed Blackpool's lead or whether he needs to bring his dongle?

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Sorry maximus for stealing your thunder!
But as a side note LUFC no operates free WIFI in Elland Road but nowhere to plug in laptops/iphones but Bates has put a tenner on the price of tickets to cover this


Tommo

c'mon you all gotta agree this could be true LOL

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Ha ha ha !

maximus

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02 Dec 2011 12:43:59
01 Dec 2011 00:59:45
According to Sky, Brighton, Palace, Leicester city and Fulham are keeping an eye on young 15 year old Charlton Athletic goalkeeper called Luke Colquhoun

www1.skysports.com/football/news/11684/7342648/Chase-on-for-Charlton-starlet

shame that lad whoever he is is not even in the Charlton youth set up

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02 Dec 2011 12:16:22
saturdays matches

Leeds2 v 0Millwall, 12:30
Blackpool1 v 2Reading, 15:00
Brighton2 v 1Nott'm Forest, 15:00
Doncaster1 v 3Southampton, 15:00
Hull2 v 0Leicester, 15:00
Ipswich1 v 1Watford, 15:00
Peterborough1 v 2Barnsley, 15:00
Portsmouth2 v 0Coventry, 15:00
West Ham2 v 1Burnley, 15:00
Bristol City1 v 1Middlesbrough, 17:20

tonights match
crystal palace2 v 2derby

sorry maximus but you hadnt sorted these by the time id started them!

R.I.P Gary Speed MOT

Tommo

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02 Dec 2011 11:32:34
Ipswich town have been intouch with
Steve Bruce,with an offer of head of
tactics he turned them down as
Accrington Stanley have made a
better offer, and are a much safer bet

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02 Dec 2011 11:19:49
01 Dec 2011 12:51:24
blackpool fc announcement .

all seats from saturdays match V reading will now have a internet connection,the club will follow suit with leicester city and allow fans in with laptops.
the club will not allow fridge/freezers and 50 inch plasma screens yet, but may do soon.

thank-you

maximus

Ed Why do you let posts like these pass. They are not rumours and not even funny. I know not much is happening at Blackpool but why just print Max's nonsense. Yes I am a Blackpool fan! {Ed003's Note - It is on the 'banter' page }

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I thought it was well funny. Anyway, more importantly, where's the 'list of teams with random numbers' this week

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Dont rise to it mate check the name at bottom of post first if it says maximus ignore it, it will be a wind up, ed agrees with or encourages him 90% of the time anyway. {Ed001's Note - if you don't want to read banter, don't read the banter page. Whining because you are the brunt of the banter is just pathetic.}

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Even more pathetic ed, if you put up the posts, but then again im no tool or muppet from **llend road ir bakrok s***y!! {Ed001's Note - no, you are a foul mouthed abusive little child who has just been blocked, oh and I have to disagree, you are clearly a tool.}

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Ha ha ha , ed "cough" laptop "cough "
look at your "cough" posts "cough"
does your mum know your as thick as your dad? "cough"
dont rise to it "cough" mate check the name out below ! oh forgot "cough"

anyway of to match tomorrow with laptop , iphone , and plasma screen so i can post on this site and not watch the match .

maximus

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02 dec 2011 10:25:42
any wolves news ??

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Karl Henry is still playing in your team....

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02 Dec 2011 01:14:38
norwich are looking at! snodgrass from leeds,& rodriguez,from burnley paul lamberts two main targets!!

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I just dont know if norwich have/can splash that type of cash, burnley are going to ask 5+ mill for rodriguez and are well within in their rights has he has had a great season so far, leeds are gunna demand similar i know snodgrass hasnt been as good this season as last but in the last month he has started to show some form.
personally i think this is a no go, i think you may get 1 of them but not them both, i really dont think the chef will let you spend so much on 2 players.


R.I.P gary speed MOT

tommo

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02 Dec 2011 00:14:12
Saints to sign Gremio's 19 yr old Brazilian striker Leandro for £9.5 m in January and BATE's left back Bordachov for £3.5 m

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St Johnstone or St Mirren? Do they realise how cold it is in Scotland?

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