Football Banter Archive August 29 2011


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29 Aug 2011 23:15:33
Preston will swap places with blackpool at the end of the season. Its all going to go wrong at the seaside dump

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Sorry was that a noise i heard from the wrong end of the M55. no my mistake it was just the tumbleweed blowing around dumpdales pitch

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Preston are so rubbish that you have to Rely on your goalkeeper to score

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Glad to see you're taking being in Division One so badly.

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29 Aug 2011 23:13:37
I hope we do not sell raul to chelsea this window or in Jan. Surely Liverpool fans would be asking, why are we selling 2 top players and a very good player to them, in such a short space of time.
Would chelsea be so willing to seel 3 top players to us in short spell, or long one for that matter?

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Meireles wants to win things so he would jump at the chance of joining chelsea

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Haha classic, Chelsea have no chance of winning, and with the flop Torres up front even less chance! funny how that sad team keeps on coming in for Liverpools players! Their fans even tried to use shanks gates on their banners. Get your own. No spirit, no real fans, no true passion !! Mr Jones

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Chelsea will be fighting a losing battle with Liverpool for 3rd place this season as UTD and city will be getting 1st and 2nd ..

Chelsea's days are numbered

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29 Aug 2011 23:13:28
Liverpool to sign a donkey. No surprise there then

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29 Aug 2011 23:10:58
fernando torres has been seen in liverpool today. Rumour has it he is about to make a shock return to liverpool to join up with powerful strike force of carroll and suarez.

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Hope not, Ngog finds the net more times than him.

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29 Aug 2011 23:08:28
Liverpool to apply for carraghers bus pass as he is well past his use by date.

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John terry will help him fill in thr form

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Old man carra is not good enough to lace terrys boots

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I dont think Carra would want to get his hands dirty on that snakes boots! Mr Jones

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29 Aug 2011 21:08:59
can anyone reliable tell me if Alan Smith is going anywhere in this window or whether its more feasible he may go on loan or be off in Jan window?

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Leeds rumour predictably returned talk of wet spam due to Parker transfer request but what does the Ed think?

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29 Aug 2011 20:44:19
Andy Carroll back to Newcastle on year loan

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Haha yeh ok

ste liverpool

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More like port vale on loan

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29 Aug 2011 19:35:35
Very impressed with Ben Foster showing that Scott Carson is sorely missed. Calamity keeping at the Poorthorns was greeted with joy in Wolverhampton, enjoy your zero points and struggling team. Should have sold Odemwingie if you had the chance as he won't score 10 league goals this and will easily be out-scored by Steven Fletcher

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Sad wolves fan get a life

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29 Aug 2011 19:11:54
preston will win ist division by march strong rumour

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Whats the ist division ?
silly stupid preston boy , and sheff utd or weds or charlton will win the ist league ,oh the 1st division.


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29 Aug 2011 19:18:55
Finally got the chance to watch most premier league games today and i think its safe to say Chelsea are not looking like title contenders. United, city and dare i say it Liverpool look like far stronger teams. i cant really put my finger on it but very lucky Norwich didn't put away there chances.

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Liverpool won't win anything as usual

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29 Aug 2011 18:24:47
Any rumours who Ipswich might be trying to snap up before deadline day?

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The Peterborough united squad in a straight swap

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29 Aug 2011 17:07:20
29 Aug 2011 11:29:15
Scott Dann to Wolves if no one else shows an interest and Scott himself takes leave of his senses. The same applies to most other Wolves transfers, just change the names as required
yet another jealous boggy fan who has nothing better to do than sit on the dole on his laptop 24/7

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29 Aug 2011 16:54:57
any news, rumours etc on blackpool ed.
Getting concered we r going to be a mid table team because oyston won't pay out

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29 Aug 2011 17:45:44
my predition 15 bi1 chelsea
2 liverpool
3 utd
4 spurs
5 villa
6 city
7 sundland
8 arsenel
9 eveton
10 fulham
11 stoke
12 qpr
13 bolton
14 wigan

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Chelsea aint gonna be 1st man, shootout between united liverpool city 4 the title , chelsea be 4th

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Liverpool wont be in top 5.guaranteed,the overpriced will fade when they play a decent team.

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29 Aug 2011 17:22:32
My England Team without doubt

smalling Jones Terry Cole

cleverley wilshere

a.Johnson a.Young

W.Rooney (capt)

Euro 2012 winners elect

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Well pal am glad your not the england manager
whos terry cole ? parker is rubbish and needs his hair cutting , a.johnson who are you kidding
that crap team would beat scotland , blind folded , so try again


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Good afternoon, Maximus. You have the reputation of a bit of a tool on here. I can now see why. You are a poor excuse for a wind up merchant, get it together for your next attempt. At least proof read... it's not an English exam, but reading your crude thoughts is more taxing than it needs to be. One step at a time, we will work on your footballing knowledge next time.

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29 Aug 2011 17:05:03
No, Arsenal will not spend 15m plus on a player (so there goes Gary Cahill) so you can stop linking them with ridicoulous bids Also, whose gonna want to go to arsenal after that 8-2 thrasing?

I would think there targets would be: CB-CM-ST-LB

Scott Dann 9m (Birmingham)
M'Vila 12m (Rennes)
Aly Cissokho 7m (Lyon)
Roberto Soldado 10m (Valencia)
= 38m

Oh, and one last thing - Id 8-2 be an arsenal fan right now ;)

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Aly Cissokho 7m and the rest

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29 Aug 2011 17:13:32
not all doom and gloom at e r think leeds have played ok at games i have been to hull and ipswich and wh via telly we have had some bad decisions go against us ,impressed with lonnergan and keogh and mccormack also think if gradel wants to leave we should let him go as nunez looks good and sam ok keep the faith motg

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29 Aug 2011 16:52:37
It's difficult to know where to start ...

29 Aug 2011 11:22:19
Ohara to QPR on a seasons loan from Wolves with a view to a permanent move. QPR also offered £5m for Doyle

You have about as much chance of getting Lionel Messi plus cash in exchange for Danny Gabbidon.

29 Aug 2011 11:20:45
SWP to Wolves, he had many options but is reported to have said that Wolves were always his first choice. Expect this to be the first of many big name signings

We have four quality wingers, why would we try to sign another one?

29 Aug 2011 11:01:26
Wolves will sign Scott Parker on deadline day FACT.

No we wont. FACT.

29 Aug 2011 11:09:16
Philip lamb to sign for Wolves in the next 48hrs. FWAW

I assume you mean Phillip Lahm. The current Bayern Munich and Germany captain. That rumour makes O'Hara to QPR look plausible.

29 Aug 2011 11:14:16
Mick looking to swoop and bring Cahill to Wolves by Tuesday. We are a big club now, bring on Europe and the so called top four

Two wins and a draw doesn't make us a big club, as much as I wish it did. All I've heard for the past couple of weeks is talk of Europe and there will be a section of the fans who will boo a 13th place finish at the end of the season, and it's RIDICULOUS. The best we can hope for right now is mid table, and if we get there it'll be a successful season. And we might look like a bigger club than Arsenal right now, but then again so do Telford. Cahill will take Champions League football.

29 Aug 2011 07:26:47
Southampton will complete the loan signing of Sam Vokes from Wolves in the next 24 hours.

Wolves have 3 fit strikers, Vokes is going nowhere.

NO ONE IS LEAVING WOLVES (especially not Jamie O'Hara) AND NO ONE IS JOINING. I hope I'm wrong and Merlin brings in someone like Emnes from Middlesborough to provide a 4th striker, but I doubt it. Maybe in a couple of years we can compete for signings like Cahill and Parker, but for now lets concentrate on getting mid table and comfortably watching Sandwell Town slipping to join Blues in the Championship.

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In a couple of years u will do down,if not this year

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29 Aug 2011 15:54:15
crystal aplace have now assembled a squad that has had a run of 5 unbeaten games bwith stefan iversen and murray both recovering fronm injury our squad is looking better than it has for years . we are not in debt unlike some wallies have stated on this site , why would we want cash from brighton ........ ridiculious statement

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29 Aug 2011 02:35:57
Arsenal V Spurs should sell out in the championship next season do you think ?

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29 Aug 2011 02:32:41
Ed can hazzard cope phisicaly in epl {Ed025's Note - in a word..YES!

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29 Aug 2011 00:18:58
Man city to bid 50 million to arsenal for wenger to become a coach at the club

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