Football Banter Archive May 27 2013

 

Use our rumours form to send us football transfer rumours.


27 May 2013 21:12:13
jabo ibehre has said in the next few days contract will be sorted at Colchester source jabo on the Colchester gazzette

Believable0 Unbelievable0

27 May 2013 20:42:16
You don't have a clue what your talking about. Lyle was a stand out in the 1st division. you obviously didn't have anyone to supply the cutting pass to him. he will go on to bigger things. sadly not with Falkirk.

Believable0 Unbelievable0

27 May 2013 20:19:16
Anyone know if Jordan Mustoe is getting a new contract?

Believable0 Unbelievable0

Try asking Jordan Mustoe.

Agree0 Disagree0

27 May 2013 17:55:15
Hi Ed any news on Ipswich town transfers? cheers {Ed025's Note - a bit early yet mate..

Believable0 Unbelievable0

Dont take this as gospel. but I've heard of new signings. tractor. goals.
plough. goals. comb. harv. goals.
brick wall. goals. point being.
you will need 3 goaly`s. down at blackpool. 6-1. anyway I lead to believe your going red this year?

maximus

Agree0 Disagree0

I am willing to bet £100 ipswich finish above slackpool. huddersfield fan

Agree0 Disagree0

Yep, I bet you would. I bet you wolud have to borrow it of your mum.
uddersfield. now where did you finish . just remind me.

maximus

Agree0 Disagree0

I don't need a loan from anybody mini, how many burgers will you have to sell to raise a tenner, yes ex prem stars finished above huddersfield, just. we wil do you next season, won't be hard as you will finish btm

Agree0 Disagree0

Ill have a bet there be 23 other teams finishing above sinking ship cesspool Paul itfc

Agree0 Disagree0

27 May 2013 16:56:10
Hi ed any news for proper barnsley fans? {Ed025's Note - not at this time mate..

Believable0 Unbelievable0

27 May 2013 15:39:03
Hi, how would I go about becoming a moderator or post controller (i'm not sure what the correct term would be) for this website lads. I've put my email address in the box above.

Thanks, Alex {Ed025's Note - you can contact the site via the home page alex..

Believable0 Unbelievable0

Yes. think about time I should be an ed. and tell some people on this site the truth. dripswich. barnsley. the scottish. your team are crap.

maximus. ed to be. {Ed001's Note - arggggghhhhhh!!!}

Agree0 Disagree0

I think maximus would make a jolly good Ed

Agree0 Disagree0

I second that, max for post control. jimlcfc

Agree0 Disagree0

**** that! We'd all be banned unless we "worshipped the saints"!

Impartiality is what's needed.

Agree0 Disagree0

27 May 2013 19:13:10
Not a rumour but fact, congtatulations Palace, Play like that next season and you will be religated by Christmas

Believable0 Unbelievable0

Not bitter then

Agree0 Disagree0

A tad harsh I reckon

Agree0 Disagree0

You're right, it'll be February when they get mathematically relegated.

Agree0 Disagree0

27 May 2013 19:06:18
Can't believe you get rid of 3 small clubs and get another poor supported club like palace in the prem

Believable0 Unbelievable0

CPFC are there by right of winning games. simple really, well done palace.

Agree0 Disagree0

28 May 2013 19:28:39
1 season in premier league
back to championship
no worries

Agree0 Disagree0

27 May 2013 18:53:31
congrats to Crystal Palace on promotion, I hope you can have a long stay in the prem and can push on with more funds from a Saints fan :)

Believable0 Unbelievable0

Lets hope palace fans don't become the new soton, with boastful arrogance

Agree0 Disagree0

They won't, because they'll get relegated. Southampton stayed up and suddenly think they are masters of the universe!

Arrogant and deluded the lot of 'em!

Agree0 Disagree0

Thats rather a negative comment towards us friendly Saints - don't tar all with same brush old bean.

Agree0 Disagree0

28 May 2013 12:58:09
Sad person above always having go at saints who have big support and bring a lot to the prem just keep on hiding behind your keyboard

Agree0 Disagree0

Muppets/keyboard warriors

Go back to chewing on your crayons

(Every post I've made calling someone a muppet or person for slating saints never gets posted wonder if this one will)

Much love

Clarkey saibt

Agree0 Disagree0

Here we go again Saints fans being called names by someone who is obviously to embarrased to leave his name or who he supports

Agree0 Disagree0

As people keep saying, there would be far less grief coming your way if you didn't act so cocky and arrogant just because you stayed up. Being gracious when you succeed is one of the most admirable traits in a human being.

Clearly Southampton is a vacuum of this trait.

Agree0 Disagree0

27 May 2013 18:46:22
Just wanted to congratulate everyone at Crystal Palace football club on their propmotion to the Premiership. Best of luck for next season.

Believable0 Unbelievable0

They'll need it. Never survived a season in the Prem.

Agree0 Disagree0

27 May 2013 17:07:54
Banter:

Promotion next season I'm 99% sure.
We'll bring in good loanees and possibly 1 or 2 free transfers but only if bodies go out first.

I gutted to say but I think Tommy Lees' time has come to an end. Great goal keeper but I think we
will cash in on him. #BigBucks.

That new keeper looks mint. 6ft8 he should be solid as a rock. Anybody seen him play?

D

Believable0 Unbelievable0

27 May 2013 16:57:41
Looooooove it McCall staying

Believable0 Unbelievable0

At Motherwell?

Agree0 Disagree0

Obviously he's a blade.

Agree0 Disagree0

27 May 2013 15:41:06
Oldham are hardly the best team in the world, so you can't blame dickov for being a bad manager! its just because oldham were very poor!

Believable0 Unbelievable0

What sort of statement is that?

The reason we were very poor was down to the players he brought in.

Agree0 Disagree0

27 May 2013 15:26:56
"Conor Hourihane is 100% signing for Yeovil!" Signs two-year deal. "Jake Cole is 100% signing for Walsall!" Signs one-year deal.

Believable0 Unbelievable0

27 May 2013 14:09:09
To try and clarify the Marlon Pack situation for once and for all:

His contract is in the process of expiring. He has been offered a new contract by CTFC but seemingly unlikely he will take it up.

In that event he is in essentials a free agent, and it is stipulated in the Football League rules that he can join whichever club he wishes. It is not up to CTFC to decide.

Once he has chosen a club and agreed terms, a compensation package must be agreed between CTFC and the new club because he is under 24. Thus any club negotiating with him would be aware that they would need to stump up compensation as well. Usually the amount would be lower than six figures and it is highly unlikely a League Two side could expect to receive six figures.

A few rumours have focused on alternatives such as a permanent player swap (e. g. Pack for Luke Rooney) or a swap in return for a loan player (e. g. Pack for Tubbs). Both are permissible under Football League rules but it would be down to the clubs to negotiate the details once Pack has chosen his club.

Hope this clarifies things a little and ends the torrent of rumours about his "transfer fee" etc. Also PLEASE can we not have daily rumours about where he's going to go? He's been linked with a whole host of clubs and at present there is not one source that can confirm for definite where he is going, I would not even imagine we will see movement for a few weeks yet anyway. I now prepare for the huge pile of replies telling me where he is "definitely" going.

Believable0 Unbelievable0

27 May 2013 14:33:52
Derby County striker list:

No 1. Target - James Vaughan
No 2. - Johnny Russell
No 3. - Simeon Jackson
No 4. - Matty Fryatt
No 5. - Will Grigg

Wonder where on the list we will end up signing someone.

Believable0 Unbelievable0

27 May 2013 13:00:04
Romelu Lukaku has urged anderlecht striker mbokani to join west brom if west brom try to sign him. Also kevin doyle won't b joining the club because they have shane long who is a way better player FACT

Believable0 Unbelievable0

27 May 2013 13:51:22
Love to see jennings back at rovers but in reality he will probs sign for bolton or doncaster!

Believable0 Unbelievable0

Would you like McLeod and Lowe from us (MK)?

Agree0 Disagree0

27 May 2013 12:39:28
Leeds fans seem to have gone very quiet anyone know why?? can't wait to see what multi million ££ signings they make this summer. :-)

Believable0 Unbelievable0

Coming from a Saints fan lol

Agree0 Disagree0

We all know saints fans are the most hated on these sites, let's see what mega signings the arrogant nonces make

Agree0 Disagree0

Coming from a person that didn't come on this site for weeks when the saints were in a state sacking adkins etc don't count your chickens just yet romsey only had one season in the prem.

Agree0 Disagree0

Your funny. that you have ago at southampton. that have done really well. and yet you ain't posting your team. and name. !.
if you don't want to post your name. just post either your team or your mums name. so we just may no you!

maximus

Agree0 Disagree0

People have ago at southampton because there fans are as deluded has they come romsey saint included when your club has one a cup or two then you may have a fair argument but until then its best that you pipe down mot

Agree0 Disagree0

Saint Dean, come on saints

Agree0 Disagree0

You 'love to hate' us in the same way as I 'love to hate' Man United ('cos they win everything and their fans are literally everywhere!') but you'd miss us if we went away. Reckon I see the word 'deluded' more often than I see names.

Agree0 Disagree0

People have a go a Southampton fans on here because they think that just because they stayed up they now have the right to boast, brag and carry on like they own the world of football.

Have any of them ever heard of being gracious in victory?

Arrogance and delusion has consumed them.

Agree0 Disagree0

Lets get a few things straight,
1, Have been on here all season
2, Why are we deluded because we see great things in front of us
3, We don't live in the past telling people what a big we USED to be and how we USED to win trophys. Leeds fans take note
4, And finally 'The Futures Bright The Futures RED AND WHITE'

PS thanks for the support maximus much appreciated

Agree0 Disagree0

27 May 2013 11:57:30
If watford go up. then they will permentely sign many loanees and look for prem experience in transfer window. if they don't get promoted. udinese will loan their best young talent to ensure promotion next season

Believable0 Unbelievable0

Better get on the phone to Udinese then

Agree0 Disagree0

Latter option then.

Agree0 Disagree0

27 May 2013 11:57:17
To anyone who knows, is the Billy Sharp signing for a Accrington tweet a wind up? Surely it is?

Believable0 Unbelievable0

Made me chuckle!

Agree0 Disagree0

Hes not i'm afraid, however on a brighter note I am available. Organize me a 6 pack of beef monster munch and its a deal.

Agree0 Disagree0

27 May 2013 11:21:27
Accrington Stanley will sign Billy Sharp on a season long loan today. Billy will hook up with former Sheffield Utd team mate James Beattie.

Believable0 Unbelievable0

April 1st was ages ago!

Agree0 Disagree0

27 May 2013 10:18:12
Lots of activity in the next fortnight at the Proact with as many as 8 new signings and Doyle also to be comfirmed possible signings in the next few weeks could leave the team looking a bit like this:

Lee, Talbot, Cooper, Cresswell, Smith, Darikwa, Boco, Togwell, O'Shea, Doyle, Richards. Subs : Chapman, Townsend, Linganzi, McCormack, Ball, Gnanduillet, Welsh

Believable0 Unbelievable0

27 May 2013 09:54:42
I'm not sure about the rest of the West ham footballing world, but Darren bent has demanded and is being allowed to leave Aston Villa because he wants to return to London. At £4m he is an absolute Bargain and gets goals (lots of them) so why don;t hammers approach him and then get Gary Hooper to play along side him. Both for £10m I ask you

Believable0 Unbelievable0

Fulham are getting Bent

Agree0 Disagree0

Anyone who picks Bent up for sensible money gets a bargain. Bent gives you 15 plus a season guarenteed if he gets regular games

Agree0 Disagree0

Ha ha! Fulham get Bent! Gay jokes abound!

Agree0 Disagree0

27 May 2013 09:01:35
DET bored it seems and have done a top ten free transfers etc. Players included Kevin Davies and Gary Taylor Fletcher etc.

Not rumours as such just seeing who the Rams fan would take from the list.

9. 00 am J. Russell still a Dundee United player.

Believable0 Unbelievable0

27 May 2013 08:35:24
Heard it from an official source, Hull City are mulling over a move for the entire Wigan, QPR, Reading & Sunderland squads. Steve Bruce thinks that between them there's at least 1 good side. If he is unsuccessful he's going to start looking at the teams relegated from La Liga & the Bundesliga but as his Spanish and German isn't up to scratch he would prefer to avoid that if possible

Believable0 Unbelievable0

If only there was a like button

Agree0 Disagree0

Quality Fred pure quality

Agree0 Disagree0

Quality Fred, although you did forget to mention the carrott munchers from Carrow Road are signing all the Wigan squad as well.

Agree0 Disagree0

27 May 2013 00:48:15
David Moyes to make either Luka Modric or Cesc Fabregas his first signing for aroun 25m

Believable0 Unbelievable0

26 May 2013 23:48:32
ok gasheads, comment any rumours that might be true under this. so far I've heard so much stupid rumours so i'd like to hear believable ones, e.g cureton to Rovers

Believable0 Unbelievable0

Rovers will be relegated next season. this is not a rumour.

Agree0 Disagree0