Football Banter Archive November 25 2011

 

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25 Nov 2011 23:25:20
Inverness to sign Eggert Jonsson and John Sutton in January.

David Davis to stay on loan until end of season as well because Wolves don't need him.

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25 Nov 2011 22:26:19
Pavlyuchenko ~ Lokomotiv Moscow - 8mil
Dos Santos ~ Sevilla - 6.5mil
Bassong ~ Qpr - 4mil.
Leandro Damiao ~ Spurs - 21mil
Eden Hazard ~ Spurs - 18mil.

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As a spurs fan, I dream about this. As a sane human being, I know it has about as much chance of happening as tevez being voted city's player of the year

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25 Nov 2011 20:24:35
dislike ! meant to say!!!!!!!!!!


maximus

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25 Nov 2011 15:17:55
I love all this crap from other fans, COYR

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When you say other fans , does that mean other saints fans?

maximus {Ed025's Note - why max...are you a closet saits fan?

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No m8 just blackpool !
i dont mind any other team apart from!
preston
preston res
burnley
burnley res
bolton
bolton res
wigan
wigan res
blackburn
blackburn res
and all scottish teams + there res!

oh and leicester and all southern softie teams .

other than that , isnt much i dont like!

maximus

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Huh! Just another gloryseeking Manu fan then with a big northern chip on his shoulder

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No sith for brains , blackpool fan!

is it that hard to understand english ,
maybe send the dogs in for either you or your girlfriend , one of you has no pass port !

maximus , hates scotland and softy southern gob s**tes !

ps i hope plymouth drop out of the league , and fold !
its just a northern thing , get stuffed !

maximus

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Maximus,you poor blackpool fan you, unlucky man but someone got to. {Ed003's Note - I do aswell,It's been a marvelous past decade the club has gone from rock bottom to a very good championship side,with a nice modern stadium and the plus side is they play great footy }

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Good stuff ed,just messing with maximus. {Ed003's Note - I'm sure he will give you his wisdom when he's on next lol }

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Oh they speak English in Blackpool, right. Passports are ok but do i need a visa for Blackpool and i'll defo need to get my jabs updated. Oh and 'gob**te' - like the irony {Ed003's Note - Why would you need a visa? and more so why a jab? and where is the irony? very strange post }

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25 Nov 2011 14:16:07
Chris Howarth and Marcus Stewart
are the early contenders for the
Academy managers job

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25 Nov 2011 11:28:49
please dont bet on any of theses matches ,
1) you will lose
2) betting is for over 18's and losers.
3) the banter police wont like it.

blackpool.......2-1......b'ham
brighton.........3-1.....coventry
bristol c.........2-2.....soton
cardiff............2-1.....notts for
crystal p.........2-2.....millwall
doncaster........1-1.....watford.
hull.................3-1.....burnley
ipswich............1-1.....reading
leeds...............3-1.....barnsley
peterbro..........2-2......middlesbro
portsmouth......1-1.......leicester
west ham.........3-1......derby;

again its fun and DONT GAMBLE;

maximus

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Ops got top one wrong

2-2 blackpool !

maximus dont gamble

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Good, the 'list of teams with random numbers' is back on the right page although i agree with the change in the random number for Brum. From a nervous Saints fan who thinks we should of played City during our 'easy' start

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Oh and i only bet on more predictable things like the Lottery

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Umm no. Bristol city 0-3 Southampton
COYR!

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25 Nov 2011 10:53:40
Indian forwards Jeje Lalpekhlua and Sunil Chhetri are expected to arrive in Glasgow today for a trial with Rangers and if successful they will be offered 2 year contracts in the hope that the signings can open up a new Lucrative financial market for the Ibrox club. (or are they looking to interest an Indian Tycoon to solve their tax debts lol)

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25 Nov 2011 10:33:39
Paul Sturrock furious with the Southend United Board and Chairman Ron Martin in particular for dragging their heels over the negotiations for a compensation package to allow Luggyto take charge at Hibernian. The job has gone now to Pat Fenlon. Only Tara Brady (Chief Exec) has managed to persuade him not to resign over this issue, but how long for? Not long I would suspect. Come January and the sale of key players, inclusing some to close rivals Crawley Town will see Sturrock resign giving the reasons of his health.

There is much disquiet and disillusionment at SUFC, despite the excellent current run of results. Expect a long-overdue setback tomorrow against Bristol Rovers.

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Please ban all southend united haters ffs this is getting childish and embrassing.

southend will never sell to creepy crawley, 2 reasons, our players have more dignity then playing for that scum evans, also they would never go to a promtional rival.

sturrock was not on the radar for hibs either, and overdue setback? the team is on a 15 game unbeaten run which the team deserves so bore off

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25 Nov 2011 10:31:24
Y ???

maximus {Ed002's Note - Is it a transfer rumour? No. Is it Banter? No. Is it simply a list of teams with a few random numbers against it encouraging people to gamble? Yes.}

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No its a bit of fun , you should try it !

looks like the banter police are on!

maximus {Ed002's Note - Most of your readers are children and too young to place bets with bookmakers fortunately.}

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Is there really anything offensive about posting an opinion about your idea of scores that an idividual may or may not choose to have a small wager on, on a banter site? Personally I woul suggest not. Maximus is not forcing any one to bet, merely sharing his (usually misguided!) ideas with the rest of us. Bryher Pilgrim {Ed002's Note - No there is no offence in what was posted. Who said there was? You clearly failed to grasp that Maximus' missive was actually posted.}

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Like i say its fun, people can do what they like .
try to get over yourself.
not a leicester fan are you ?
you take thing to heart to much , chill!
your def the banter policeman.

maximus {Ed001's Note - don't be saying that, she will be wanting a truncheon next!}

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'next'... ooh does she already wear the uniform then? {Ed001's Note - only if you ask her nicely....}

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Does she go commando?

maximus {Ed001's Note - I don't know, but she does go paintballing a lot if that counts?}

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25 Nov 2011 10:13:55
were my football scores offensive ?

maximus {Ed001's Note - ?}

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Nah! - probably just wrong mini...COYRs {Ed002's Note - It is on the Teams page.}

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25 Nov 2011 08:36:43
I dont get why, key and good players want to play for doncaster. No offence but there bottom of the table in the Championship. I can understand that they want to help the team to survive, that is all.

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Money?
dont think el hagji diouf would go there just to help doncaster out!

maximus

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Money? Its doncaster

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25 Nov 2011 00:27:13
So no loan move for Mr Smith until January supposedly..........what's going on there then? Ok Newcastle want rid but surely it would've been easier if he'd gone on loan to 'prove' himself and then make it permanent in January......oh no of course the dreaded wages. Costing Newcastle more now just to do absolutely nothing and only now and then make the bench or the reserves. Crazy. Alright moaning about his wages but Nufc had their chance to loan him out. January if they want rid of him people will say well he hasn't played and is a liability injury wise.

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