Football Banter Archive April 20 2012

20 Apr 2012 23:38:56
Preston are starting to get some form under westley, i am confident of turning things round next season and a chance to put over achieving blackpool in their place, which is a league 1 club

PNE Rule

Yep... your right . tipsy...strongbow..

maximus

Preston are a big club underachieving, blackpool are a small club overachieving, pne will be higher than blackpool in 18 months time, live with it maxipuss

PNE Rule

Yep ..your right... tipsy ...strongbow..


maximax

All i can say is : Preston a big club? LOL thats why i love this site got plenty of deluded mongs! LMAO big club? I want what your on pal

LeicesterLad {Ed025's Note - i think leicester lad..and maximus..should get married !....in preston town hall..

Blackpool might be a small club but there twice the size of preston......LOL

LeicesterLad

Should be leicester fool

Preston have the potential to get to the prem, Leicester are nothing, they are rubbish even with loads of money

PNE Rule

Maximus and Leicester Lad married! Imagine the offspring - blue hair and tangerine bodies, could almost feature in the Simpsons! Bryher Pilgrin

Im not even going to get in a debate about this 1 m8! For you to think that you have any chance of prem football or for you to think that somehow your bigger or better than Leicester is just hilarious m8

Where did that come from ed lol

LeicesterLad

Just off to watch a championship game..
not a league one ,nothing game ...
pne are the worst team in lancashire ..fact..
in 18 months you will be playing bamber bridge in the unibond league ..
pne out the league soon..

maximus , ed025 looks like we are going to fall out pal!!

It would be a civil partnership ceremony in Scotland.Maximus would like that,and he could wear his gladiator suite.

Preston get bigger crowds than blackpool do, blackpools rightful place is in league 2, they will lose holloway and any decent players, pne are on the rise again

PNE Rule

Leicester will never get in the prem.

PNE Rule

Dont forget my invite mini - and I'll supply the haggis....COYRs

Been there a hell of a lot more times than you! Thats right you aint even been there! Mid-table league 1!

PNE = Shocking

Your best player a Leicester reject as well and hes crap!

Premier League and PNE i never thought i would see them two words in the same sentence ha ha ha ha .....

LeicesterLad

LeicesterLad

PNE will get back in the championship, leicester are going nowhere, even if you get to the premiership, you will probably get less than 20 points all season. Leicester and blackpool=jokes

PNE Rule

Leicester lad,I would listen to this PKE fan if I were you he's talking through experience of teams who spend way above their means! Anyway gotta go just got a text off Westley(strange time of the night for texts).

Hemmings Horse

It makes me laugh how leicester got loads of money bought good players turned those bad and failed to get promoted

Oh well ,just have to spend more money next season ,we have lots of dosh you know

Pne worst team in lancashire....

maximus

Big yawn to all the haters above! we have been a successful Premier League team before and will be again wether its next season or in ten seasons

To the PNE muppet in one post your talking bout Premier League football and the next the championship! Small club, small fanbase, no ambition...

League 1 for another year! Dry your eyes m8

LeicesterLad

20 Apr 2012 21:35:41
Stoke City
Ins
Matt Jarvis - Wolves - Full Transfer (Very Likely)
Matt Phillips - Blackpool - Full Transfer (Not Likely But Might Do If Blackpool Dont Get Promoted)
Michael Carrick - Man Utd - Full Transfer
Ji Sung Park - Man Utd - Full Transfer
Gylfi Sigurdsson - TSG Hoffenheim - Full Transfer Or Loan (Very Unlikely As Swansea And Newcastle Very Interested)
Romelu Lukaku - Chelsea - Loan (Very Likely)
Craig Gordon - Sunderland - Full Transfer (Not Likely)
Niko Kranjcar - Tottenham - Full Transfer
Vidal - Real Betis - Full Transfer
Jed Wallace - Portsmouth - Full Transfer
A Spanish League Player - Spain - Full Transfer (Very Likely)
Rory Delap - Coach Role - New Contract This does not mean he would stop playing proffesionally.

Outs
Woodgate - ? - Free Agent
Kenwyne Jones - Many Clubs - Full Transfer (Very Likely)
Tom Soares - Hibernian Or Championship - Full Transfer
Diego Arismendi - Racing Santander - Full Transfer Or Loan
Micheal Tonge - Championship - Full Transfer
Robert Huth - Germany - Full Transfer (Tony Pulis Is Trying To Get Him To Sign A New Contract)
Matthew Upson - Southampton - Full Transfer
Thomas Sorenson - Southampton - Full Transfer (Not Likely)
Salif Diao - Many Clubs - Free Agents

P.S please dont go hating saying that
stoke wont sign any of these players
because their footballers SERIOUSLY
GROW UP!

M8 ,you should work for a newspaper ,
the one that cost 20p a day ...

maximus {Ed001's Note - Max! *tuts*}

Or a local freebie circular...COYRs

All of those players are too good for Stoke.

20 Apr 2012 20:07:23
Millwall will sign Richard Keogh from coventry and Tommy Spurr from doncaster. 100% true- wait and see

20 Apr 2012 16:29:28
Im not saying derby are going to sign them but i'd like to see the following join

CB- Cranie Out of Contract (Coventry) Back up for injured Barker
CM- Clingan Out of Contract (Coventry) Solid Midfielder who can replace Green
RM- Pugh Out of Contract (Bournemouth)
Clough likes him and is good from what ive seen of him.
ST- Cox Maybe Out of Contract (West Brom) Doubt it for 3mil but if he is out of contract defo
CM- Coutts Out of Contract (Preston) Solid young Midfielder
LB- Dixon Out of Contract (Dundee) Already been scouted by Derby so hopefully

Will be alot of championship teams after clingan and cox and i doubt their preferred destination would be Derby.

Coutts isn't out of contract

20 Apr 2012 16:00:22
Anyone else think marek hamsik of napoli is brilliant? Watching him this season he could be the answer to our midfield problems and much more proven than some other players weve been linked to, also edison cavani could be a great signing if berba leaves we dont really have that Aerial
Threat in the box, what do you guys think?

20 Apr 2012 13:20:36
Bit of news from Stoke this morning


Jarvis has been well documented as we all know

Jones has several clubs interested and will choose in the Summer. A swap with Sunderland has been mentioned

Woodgate has yet to trigger his number of games played for a contract extension and is unlikely to do so.

Upson is wanted by clubs both home and abroad and is certain to leave.

Still no news on Huth's contract which is a priority at the moment.

A striker who will possibly be at the Euros is high on Stoke's wish list.

Danny Collins wanted by West Ham on a permanent deal.

20 Apr 2012 12:36:00
last couple of weeks for predictions !

blackpool...... 2-2........burnley
middles .........1-1........soton (hooray)
cardiff............2-1........leeds
brighton..........2-2........brum
bristol city......3-1........barnsley
coventry..........2-1.......donny
hull.................2-1.......forest
ipswich............2-2.......millwall
portsmouth.......3-2........derby
peterbro............3-2......watford
reading(well done) 4-1...palace
leicester...........2-2.......west ham..

stick £1 on each game or perm and 8/9 all
10 on over 2.5 goals and lose like most
weeks...if theses send some offyou down or out of play-offs ,get over it !

maximus

Max your saying 1-1 to a very good attacking team who score alot of goals to draw against a team who have won 7 out of 22 games at home? Saints to win 3-1

They have also drawn 10 games at home so 1-1 ain't a bad shout. Anyone can beat anyone else e.g. Peterborough beat Reading beat Soton beat Peterborough, only consistency was score of 3-1. That said, Middles have similar home record to Palace so i will go for 0-2.

You need prob a point ! middlesbro need to win ! west ham need to win at leicester .. if everyone gets a point ..
me happy unless middelsbro beat watford away 15 -0 .... saints up .. cardiff in playoffs and brum... ok..
am hoping pool win 8-0 tomorrow ...
but aint happening !
spoke to most fans and think we should join the spl .. then we are in the champions league every year...
real madrid... barcelona .. if only..

maximus

20 Apr 2012 12:14:58
Rumours are rife around Fratton that Pompey have transferred in (on emergency loan) four new long handle mops to dry up all the tears…..COYRs

No, they have been told that they can have some old newspaper as they cannot afford the mops

Heard they have been looking around for parts for the mops in the woods, nice to see an arrogant club like pompey get what they deserve, give me regards to plymouth when you see them in 3 years in the conference

20 Apr 2012 10:10:21
Chris Powell of Charlton was nearly sacked at the end of last season because of the poor run of results. The club were thinking of replacing him with John Still.

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