Football Banter Archive May 16 2012

16 May 2012 23:26:46
portsmouth to sign free agent nicky shorey

16 May 2012 23:21:02
Much sought after Northampton and Yeovil winger alastair slowe is heading up to edingburgh tomorrow for contract talks.

16 May 2012 23:03:32
i met this big breasted women at a bar,
she dragged me into an alley ,telling me
i could have some fun with her massive
boobs , she then beat me to the floor
and nicked my wallet .. it was a booby
trap!

ben dover

16 May 2012 22:17:39
kevin lisbie season loan to ipswich from leyton orient

16 May 2012 22:05:21
Ed Please dont put Troy Deeney to Millwall rumours up anymore. We have no interest in him and he is an average rude boy. Not worth a tenth of Andy Keogh.

16 May 2012 21:50:51
hi edds, what would the possibility of
fabio cappello being the next liverpool manager.
out of a job and looking for club in the premeire league. personally i think he would be a great candidate for the job.

thanks
jamie the red {Ed013's Note - There is always a chance and I think he would be interested, but something tells me they will go for a current Premier League manager or at least a recent one with experience. You never know though}

16 May 2012 21:16:49
Wolves don't need to sell....we have no debt!

But your top players want to play in the Prem so you might not have a choice, crap i no but just the way it is.

How do you no that when most of them have said they want to stay hmmm

Most of 'em ain't got no choice but stay. Aren't you lucky!

16 May 2012 20:25:48
I think its prob the right decision to let King Kenny go. It was by mutual consent by the way...... Not Sacked. Kenny has said all along, if he cant make a difference to lfc then he would step aside as he the clubs best interest at heart.

So my choice would have to be Rafa back. I may upset a few of my red compatriots, however my feelings are that we need someone who knows the club and breaths the club, just like Kenny, but with a new generation playing mentality. Rafa certainly had this. He may annoy us with his decisions sometimes but brought in some fantastic players.

Whats your thoughts Reds??

16 May 2012 20:14:24
Crewe forward ajay leich-smith could be a surprise target for watfrod as they regard him as one for the future {Ed003's Note - enjoying the game tonight?}

He looks a good player but what was moore doing a tap in tut tut

16 May 2012 19:44:58
Koumas, is hated by most of PNE fans so wouldn't be readily welcomed. (he's also a bit s**t!)

16 May 2012 18:37:43
Ed is liverpool loking at paul lambert {Ed013's Note - I would say he is on their shortlist}

16 May 2012 18:22:13
Once again the morons have disgraced huiddersfield town,To alan smith if its any consolation they treat their own fans just as badly.a couple of years ago i took a friend to norwich away and because he is a southerner we were constantly harrassed culminating in one of the drunken morons hitting me on the back of the head quite hard.When i jumped up to challenge his behaviour the other 3 drunks joined in .I am 57 years old and have health issues.to the buck toothed person who hit me i look for you at every match with my 2 soldier sons,i have supported town for 48 years but i detest some of the pond life that follow town,I have to say we have many great fans,the morons are a few hundred.come on mr hoyle get rid of them the police know who they are. {Ed013's Note - Lets hope the video evidence bans them for life}

Lmao! so you detest violence and the morons who purport to support Huddersfield but you look for a certain someone at every match with your two "soldier sons" (presumably your two soldier sons don't do any soldiering whenever Huddersfield play at home?) - why do you and the A-Team look for people at home games if not to cause trouble by way of retribution? Isn't that a case of the pot calling the kettle, and at your age, shouldn't you grow up?

Of course i should have pointed out games when they are available.I just saw red when i saw the latest incident and typed it without proof reading it,I always went to games with a good attitude and never hurt or offended a soul which is why i was incensed at being attacked.If that offends you tough. {Ed013's Note - Either way, what happened the other night requires punishment. What ever people think of Alan Smith, it is an assault. End of the day your manager played for Leeds and managed Leeds, but I bet he doesn't get hit! I think Huddersfield had a chance of signing Smith, but not anymore. Its football people, not war}

It doesn't offend me in the slightest, but i think it makes your whole argument laughable and your credibility ends there. Violence begets violence... the way to root out the thugs is not to attack them, there are procedures in place to deal with people who attack you, be it in a Football ground or on the street, but if you choose to ignore those procedures, and seek your own retribution, then it makes you no better than your nemesis, and if that offends you, tough.

Huddersfield had a chance of signing Smith! Why would they want him, he is well past it?

16 May 2012 18:10:20
just read that saints are a bigger club than wolves had to laugh really we have got a better ground better fans better fan base n btw jarvis is twice the player than any of your wingers 8 goals in a poor team off the wing is impressive so yeah wolves want 10 mill for him hes got 3 years left on his contract so we can ask what we want for him same with fletcher when wolves was after hooper celtic valued him at 10mill fletcher worth 15 mill then ?

Well done for throwing all your stats at us, failed to mention one important stat, we now in the premiere league and your not. All your top players will leave, not saying any will come to us but they will leave. The Championship next season is as tough as it has ever been some very very good teams in that league and i am not to sure you will get promoted straight away.

I thought you was going to win the league wasnt that your thing but didnt reading beat you lol n who cares what league were in if players love the club they will stay west ham newcastle have showed that n anyway we have only got 4 outstanding players kites henno fletch n jarvis fletch tweeted we'll be back kites has said i wanna stop here for the long term n henno said i wanna be back as soon as playing for wolves so i think you should look at facts 1st n btw well do what you couldnt thats win the league

Wolves a big club dream on, I'm laughing all the way to the PREMIER league

Wolves are much bigger than saints , because you drop down it dont change you become a smaller club , look at wolves history then look at saints lol

Oh and to add to my last post....
OP, do you remember this scoreline?
Wolves 0-6 Southampton.
Marek Saganowski hat trick.
I think someone is still a bit hurt at that defeat ;)

Don't think you've seen Lallana and shame you can't fill your small ground with more of your fan base. Btw, which club did the 'saints are a bigger club' poster support?

It really bugs me when fans go on about history of there club and how it makes them a big club because the have a great history.
Yes of course everyone whant trophys in there cabinet but take liverpool they are one of the most historic clubs in the WORLD but sorry to say at the present time they are no were near as big a club then the likes of the two Manchester Clubs.
History means nothing i am affraid its all about the present and the future.
Pompey all ways go on about the 2 fa cups they won and 2 league titles (i Think) what good is that if they fold.
The end of the day at present Saints are a bigger club then Wolves FACT.

Who cares? Wolves have proven themselves to be incapable of living with the big boys and have turned into a YoYo club. I suspect they're going to be a Yo these days though, the Championship is a nightmare to get out of and there are much better sides than Wolves currently waiting their turn. Wolves, like Southampton, will be lucky to avoid relegation. Two big clubs who have had their day and who will be facing lean times in the not too distant - argue all you like, i don't care, both sides are going to be gubbed next season.

16 May 2012 17:09:58
just to let ipswich fans know he isnt set to join leeds as leeds remain favourites as joel ward believes out of the three teams after him leeds is the only club that have a chance of promotion as he knows both ipswich and crystal palace will both struggle

16 May 2012 16:28:55
any rotherham news ed {Ed013's Note - Rotherham have had bids for Matt Tubbs and Jack Midson rejected}

16 May 2012 14:37:25
barnsley will not be relegted next season because i understand tht there will be few good shock signing at the club. i do here 20+ GOAL strikers and 2 box to box midfielders and ex prem goalie who played for man utd. watch this spce

No. Just no. Barnsley have very little money and will not be able to attract quality players as they are, quite frankly, a boring and unattractive club...

So Barnsley want Heaton,who was let go off?So do Bristol City and a few other championship clubs.

16 May 2012 13:29:25
Everyone saying Southampton should not be interested in League one stars, Look at Jordan Rhodes would be class in the prem, maybe Saints should buy him, give him half a season in the championship on loan somewhere then release him in the prem. People saying league 1 players cant hack prem, look at anthony pilkington he had a class season at norwich straight from the prem, look at alex oxalde chamberlain hes going to ukraine and poland, so people who dont know much about football should keep their comments to themselves. I believe Saints need a few young proven prem players. A winger, a hardman in midfield, a centre back a young goalie to learn from kel then take over in a few years and maybe a right back

Good luck your need it next year :)

Will let are football do the talking enjoy league one Yeovil away is nice mr skate

16 May 2012 12:31:00
Man City a big club don't think so your best player want's to leave for a big team (The agent of Manchester City midfielder Yaya Toure claims his client would be willing to listen to offers this summer)(Dimitri Seluk has hinted that a return to Barcelona could be a possibility, while he has suggested that approaches from Chelsea, Bayern Munich and Real Madrid would be considered.

Do i detect sour grapes ?

Im a wolves fan this is accually on ssn he would consider a move away but i presume it would only be to someone a broad

16 May 2012 11:39:31
i dont think manchester united should sign
gaitan i dont think hes that good enough to play for a world class club

16 May 2012 11:25:25
is it true leroy lita has left swansea

16 May 2012 10:23:58
I got up this morning and flicked on sky sports before the off to work. The sunshine was shimmering through the curtains, coffee in hand and Millie Clode summarising recent F1 events – the league tables were scrolling through on the right hand side of the screen, and the Championship showed Southampton in yellow and promoted to Premiership, and Portsmouth in Red relegated to L1 – now as far as good starts to a day goes, it does not get much better than that……COYRs…..

Yeah but you aint beat pompey for years thats a good feeling ;)

You lot always thinking of pompey i love that (obessed) :)

I am really gutted we aint beat you in years, in fact i am devastated. Please someone take our promotion away from us and give a win against the Skates.
The funny thing is unless we meet in the cup we wont be playing you for years because your are going down again next year.

16 May 2012 10:33:17
Watford don't need someone like Helguson. It's time to move on and look at prospects for the future

16 May 2012 09:23:29
I have heard there are 10,000 supporters being transferred from Everton to Liverpool who are fed up with lack of European football {Ed025's Note - you can bet your life, that non are from merseyside..

16 May 2012 00:53:53
Good luck west ham,,,, really hope you stuff the northerners. Lcfc blue

West Ham rely on luck.
Blackpool rely on skill.

"We play on the floor" Yeah Blackpool do so that song goes out of your repatoire at Wembley for West Ham Fans. Let football win and not the long ball game!

Whats with the anti northerners you sad little boy

Leicester city ! who are they!!
the team that bigged themselves up last year and finished near the bottom of the table!
ha ha .. ye good luck west ham , you are the favourites to win .. but beware of blackpool


maximus

Come on Blackpool, show that horrible, horrible northern person that playing real football is the way to win, not buying hundreds of strikers.

A Brighton fan.

Leicester won t never be
in blackpool s position
enjoy the championship
cos that s where you
belong

Ooooh you had 1 taste of perm league, now your gonna beat man u? Ha ha ah 2 more promotions and you'll have a decent ground

16 May 2012 00:24:24
I posted the Obbadi link to Crystal Palace, it was printed in this mornings L'Express. Yes this evening I am in Yorkshire, i'm an aeronautical powerplant engineer with a well know orange coloured UK airline based in Paris CDG and flew to UK today for 2 days on company business. poster number 2 Troyes is about 90 miles from Paris, I live 40 miles from Troyes and 50 miles from Paris.

I won't bother wasting my time again, you can feed off the usual rubbish {Ed003's Note - Tangerine Airlines ?}

16 May 2012 00:03:29
Man utd considering bid for Blackburn cb grant Hanley but sending him out on load for next season. Fergie see a very bright future for the young scot.