Football Banter Archive November 15 2011

15 Nov 2011 22:19:52
liverpool are making a move for david villa and will be signig soon liverpool scouts are out in spain having talks with him now.

Are they putting up a tent and rubbing sticks together.

I think you misheard...they were just talking about next years summer vacation....COYRs

15 Nov 2011 21:14:59
Just got in from the village fayre, had 10 pints of scrumpy and we are top of the premier league! You should try the country life Maximus, you coul even bring your other half along, plenty of stables , or even lush fields if she would prefer - make a change from the beach anyhow! Bryher Pilgrim.

Yes you are top if you turn the league up side down!!
country life sucks mate , keep it!
is that where you met your missus ?
bet you take a slice from her leg most mornings for your bacon sandwich .
good luck in your fight to beat the drop to never never land , fingers crossed you dont win anymore games.

your truly


maximus

Hey mini - take it easy.....the west country is a lovely place with lovely people.....nice pastys and some leg bending apple juice.....try to broaden your mind and be a little more generous.-ps. some of the pigs are very tasty indeed, and can often be seen truffle snuffling along union street.....COYRs

Haha, good one, though I do try to avoid bacon occaisionaly or she wouldnt have a leg to stand on!We have signed one of your players, Craig Sutherland on loan, is he going to be any good at our lowly level! Bryher Pilgrim.

Ha ha good one ,brown nose`s!
didnt like matty phillips or billy clarke going out on loan to sheff utd!
two very good players , same goes to sutherland great player and will do very well . suppose i will look out for him scoring will have to go straight to the bottom of the page!!!!

maximus

15 Nov 2011 17:35:22
Wolves set to make January move for an unnamed Spanish Midfielder believed to be a regular with a top 6 team in La Liga. All very hush hush around Molineux as it is believed that the player would command huge interest if this became public. It is also rumoured that Wolves a close working relationship with the players agent and they believe they can keep it quiet until the player is signed. Also expect to see a couple of departures from Molineux in January. Nenad Milijas, Sam Vokes and Michael Kightley are all rumoured to be on there way out. Possibly all on loan to start with with views to permanent deals. Could be a busy month in Jan.

15 Nov 2011 12:23:21
Some interesting games this weekend at the top of Championship . ....
Coventry 1 v 2 West Ham
Derby 1 v 2 Hull
Middlesbrough 2 v 2 Blackpool
Reading 1 v 1 Cardiff
Southampton 2 v 1 Brighton
Leicester 1 v 2 Crystal Palace
Saints to stay top with WHU keeping pace....fingers crossed COYRs

Wiil go with all the results apart from leicester ! even thou they are a rugby and crisp village ,think they will win 3-1 !

maximus {Ed025's Note - you have mellowed max

BURNLEY 1-4 LEEDS

No -way !!!!!!!!

burnley 0-7 leeds!

i hate burnley

maximus {Ed025's Note - yes!!!.....the real max is back..

Your point would be hard earned at boro mini, and palace could be a bit of a surprise package so I'll stick with the away win...you need to show a bit of tolerance to your Burnley buds.....COYRs

No way

burnley 0 leeds 0

15 Nov 2011 12:16:27
whats on in scotland 2012.

september 2012
Invercharron Highland Games.
Balblair Farm. Bonar Bridge.

Traditional Highland Games,incliding Heavy Events ,
tossing tree's up in the air wearing your wifes skirt..
Pipping Competions, Highland Dancing ,trcak,
hill and childrens races.tug'o' war ,cycling, all features in this fun pack day(youve avin a laugh aint you)with a varity of stalls and amusements (us english laughin at you).for the young and old.
adults £5, children£1 parking £1.
tel 01863-766521. {Ed025's Note - is that you max?..