Football Banter Archive July 12 2011

12 Jul 2011 22:13:12
Leicester City have tonight completed the signing of Pippa Middleton, to give them the full set of expensive arses that Sven has been chasing since Ulrika's wobbled out the door.
The Schvenmeister commented "Wurdy Gurdy Schmurdy..I have a 3 year break claush in mine contract".

12 Jul 2011 22:55:24
Im sorry but all thes transfers and not going to happien i know southampton and adkins would not say who there after. its done behind closed doors cork was a great sighing for us im sure we are after players but no one will know till it happiens and for all them so called big club royals fans u ant nothing compered to saints we have a huge club massive fan base around the world. your be nothing when u lose long

12 Jul 2011 21:56:43
Oxford are to be sponsored by bisto a club source have said they have chicken stock beef stock and now they have the laughing stock

12 Jul 2011 21:32:45
as if dunne is going to leave millwall for norwich, the lad is millwall through and through and he has his testimonial in a few weeks

12 Jul 2011 18:53:59
Milwall to sign jason puncheon? Hmm i really hope so would be a quality signing in my opinion... but if any prem teams come in for him we have no chance

12 Jul 2011 18:32:22
12 Jul 2011 18:13:31
Hargreaves goin to Albion. U heard it hear first
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1 nah i heard that yesterday and 2 its here not here u thick moron

'here not here'

Proof read your sentences with a grown up before dishing out abuse, moron.

12 Jul 2011 18:24:39
Reading dont make me laugh...22500 average in league 1 last year, remind me what your average was in the championship?...We can pay bigger wages than you can, have a much bigger fanbase, better training facilities bigger stadium..Shell i go on?
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Nah we can already see you're an idiot.

Hahahaha

12 Jul 2011 18:01:45
joel coming to brentford and osbourne is not going to charlton

12 Jul 2011 17:57:29
osborne has said he wants to stay he loves it here i wish people would stop talking carp

12 Jul 2011 17:53:22
QUOTES: "Pato is definitely looking to move away from Southend - a good striker with good feet and an eye for goal. I see that you have just signed Birchell and Kedwell, Paterson would be another excellent signing."

"As a Gillingham fan, just how good is Paterson? I understand he's a good player who has had a crap time at Southend? If he doesn't go to Oxford will he come to Gills?"Pato is a decent young player but it really is in everyone's best interest if he moves on. Potentially he is good enough to get 12-15 goals a season in L2 in my opinion. He's one of our top earners though and he's not going to get any game time this season. His wages will allow us to bring in one or two more signings to strengthen the squad.

12 Jul 2011 17:15:32
ed any site to know players contract lenghts. :Love your site {Ed026's Note - Try the clubs official websites

12 Jul 2011 17:04:26
12 Jul 2011 16:17:46
stockport county set to sign james wallace on season long loan from everton after willie mcstay sorts out deal with close friend david moyes

Believable(0) Unbelievable (1)
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If only Bringing back James Wallace from Everton and Matt Paterson from Southend would be incredible for County, both were superb on loan last season. Why not try for Stephen Husband as well We can but wish County

12 Jul 2011 16:56:03
jimmy bullard will be playing for ipswich an offer of 5 million which will cover compo and fee are being dicussed with hull and the deal will be for 3 years with the option of a 4th is on the table and we expect the deal to be done by next week jimmy wont go to Qpr and wont stay at hull and wants to remain with PJ this is inside info from the horses mouth.

qpr source is having medical and has agreed terms

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He's not having a medical, he's at the Hull City training camp in Slovenia and he hasn't agreed anything

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Even if this is true which I very much doubt There is no way that Ipswich would offer him a 3 year deal let alone 4

12 Jul 2011 16:34:08
"jimmy bullard will be playing for ipswich an offer of 5 million which will cover compo and fee are being dicussed with hull and the deal will be for 3 years with the option of a 4th is on the table and we expect the deal to be done by next week jimmy wont go to Qpr and wont stay at hull and wants to remain with PJ this is inside info from the horses mouth"

I don't know of any horses that can talk. I think you are - from the rear end

ED the talking horse, he can talk. {Ed003's Note - that's Mr Ed to you}

Sorry Mr ED. No connection intended. haha.

12 Jul 2011 16:28:42
Mittals offered Ecclestone the full £100 million for his shares (60%) - that will give them 90% - just that person Paldini with 10% and he needs the money This is great news for QPR fans - now Warnock can build the squad

12 Jul 2011 15:56:25
Why would Fonte wanna join a mickey mouse club like Reading - small fan base, small ground and small club in general.
Jog on little boy
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Looks like the green eyed monsters got the better of you. Seeing as all you Southampton fans shot your bolt over Antonio a player who can't even get into our first team it seems you would be the smaller club as a player who isn't good enough for us would be the best player at your club if he joined.

12 Jul 2011 15:54:26
Southampton are a smaller club than reading dream on mate dont make me laugh

12 Jul 2011 15:42:44
Charlie Daniels going nowhere
Yes No.3 is vacant, but Charlie Daniels has opted for No.11 this season & is staying at Leyton Orient, ignore stupid rumour added earlier, Daniels is fully commited to The O's

12 Jul 2011 14:20:29
Chelsea to offload Alex, Mikel and Sturridge

Alex to either Munich or Real Madrid
Mikel to Paris SG
Sturridge to Tottenham, Bolton or Liverpool

12 Jul 2011 14:18:00
Murphy has Bolton and QPR after him according to the press.Why would he join Aberdeen, if they could afford him?And I know for a fact that they cant.£700 000 was the asking price.Aberdeen do not have that kind of dosh.And even if they did.They would never splash it all out on one player.When they have so many other parts of the park to fill.Like signing a new center half, to go along side the new French man.

12 Jul 2011 13:49:39
Eremenko will end up at 1 of the Old Firm, and if you think he's too good for the SPL you are deluded

Rangers and Celtic are huge clubs that is why.Most players carers take a down ward spiral when they leave Glasgow.So there is no shame that Eremenko, wants to stay in my football mad City.And have the chance of winning medals.He will never get that playing for Brighton.

12 Jul 2011 13:35:02
Emmanuel Eboue has told Gervinho it was a mistake joining Arsenal because (in his words) you don't win trophies and you get booed every game

12 Jul 2011 13:37:45
Troy deeney is NOT moving to millwall as the lions are looking for a quality striker and not a squad player to make up numbers.the millwall board have stated no more players will be leaving.that means nadjim abdou. Source -TEAMTALK.COM

12 Jul 2011 13:35:52
These Nasri rumours ar ebulls**t have you not heard wenger say he is very happy at the club..

No player is happy playing in the Library

12 Jul 2011 13:29:02
Liverpool have agreed a 15million bid for Michel Bastos plus Soto Kyrgiakos as he is not needed. Liverpool are not willing to spend the full 20million on Downing so they will offer around 15million + David N'gog. Meireles and Aquilani will be staying as Liverpool want to have a good bench aswell as a good 11. Jovanovic should be leaving. We are also going to make a bid for Mata as his dad (agent) prefers us as we have 1st team football to offer. we are 100% not going to get Sergio Kun Aguero. i know all this information as i work in Melwood as the waiter and talk to the staff every day.

12 Jul 2011 13:19:16
Franck Ribery could be joining manchester united after arjen robben and mario gomez were caught dissing him after failing to score in 5 games

12 Jul 2011 13:13:36
On the transfer news that Ricky Lambert was seen walking with reading manager Brian Mcdermott

What along the beach together? hahaha

12 Jul 2011 13:05:36
JASON PUNCHEON is at woolley edge motor way services in Barnsley just 1 hour ago i had a phone call from my mate from southampton and he said southampton have signed is replacement in GARY ROBERTS. wether he is sgning for barnsley or just stoping at the services i dont know.

Tool.

Thats a funny way of going to blackpool from southampton?????maybe hes got lost

maximus

A classic case of a player losing his direction.

I see that Blackpool lost out to St Mirren, in the battle to sign young R.O.I under 21 international Carey, from Glasgow Celtic.Just shows you what a draw having a new stadium and better training facilities can do for you.Another player that does not want to get changed for games in a porto cabin.So get it round you Maximus

12 Jul 2011 12:57:37
according to Giles Barnes' Wikipedia page, and ex-Forest player David Johnson (Barnes was with Forest on trial, but rejected move), Giles Barnes is on trial with Leeds. Although he has suffered injury problems in the past, he was in my opinion one of the best players outside the PL. Great addition to the squad, well done SG, lets hope KB makes him a reasonable offer he can't refuse, just defence and GK to improve, and maybe another midfield, smith or whittinham please

12 Jul 2011 12:49:48
12 Jul 2011 10:42:14
The fight for the very sought after Norwich Championship Striker Cody McDonald is now down to 2 clubs (Peterboro & Leyton Orient) who both want him on season loan deal from, a deal is said to be very close to be finalised with the player favouring a move to Div1 Leyton Orient.

Norwich will not lend Cody to Peterborough due to the way they handle the CMS saga.

12 Jul 2011 12:35:14
Best transfer of the year -- Briatore OUT of QPR

12 Jul 2011 12:27:53
so aguero may replace tevez, we all know he is a good player , and next summer if he has signed for city by then , the press will be full of stories of how he wants a way out of manchester and back to spain .id give him 5 months before stories appear in the press that real madrid want him, city may have very rich owners, but so far it hasnt stopped many players from wanting to leave.

12 Jul 2011 11:04:13
looks like bournemouth are set to sign malone from wolves on a years loan as he posted on twitter going to the south coast and is also following bournemouth football club on tiwtter :) couple of french trialists for the 1st game

12 Jul 2011 11:33:17
Eidur Gudjohnsen is look at two contract offers one from Swansea and the other West Ham....And Swansea only need Newcastle to agree the £1.5 million deal and that will be in the bag for Swansea because Rodgers and his agent have been talking

12 Jul 2011 09:58:26
12 Jul 2011 08:28:21
Shane Long on his way to West Brom. Think its money + player. Could be Miller

Why do people click unbelievable. Its in about 3 papers this morning
Not sayin it will happen its just that its a rumour. Hence why its on here

Dont always believe whats in the papers they put things like this in to help sell there rags or are you 1 of those clowns who believe if its in the papers its true

12 Jul 2011 04:09:00
i dont see all the fuss about luka modric, i mean he is a good player, better than charlie adam, but not by much, modric is too small for midfield, not quick enough for a wing role, scores very little, doesnt create many goals(last seasons stats back that up) so £27 million is worth taking, he is good but isnt world class, and wont improve chelsea enough to win the league or champions league

Is the fee coming out of your bank account then? You must know jack s**t about a quality player. 84% pass completion last season ? speaks for itself doesnt it? PLANK.

He scored 3 goals and made 3 goals last seasons , fact , so that really does sound great to me , well worth £20 million+

84% means nothing , how many of those passes were 5 yards to the bloke standing beside him or behind , creating goals and scoring goals is a more telling fact, 9 goals in nearly 100 games for spurs , tells you a better story . PLANK .

Sorry made a mistake it was 89% out of 2000 passes. You have still no idea what a quality player is pal.

It was actually 85% , still doesnt mean much , a pass one yard back or too the side is counted in all that.

11 Jul 2011 22:43:41
whats all this negativity about michael brown signing i think it a masterstroke the experience in midfield that weve been misssing someone than can put his foot on the ball and find the simple pass just u watch our player of the year next season

Leeds=Dreamers.

Thats all we can do DREAM.

True.