Football Banter Archive November 03 2011

 

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03 Nov 2011 20:44:42
trust them to score when am posting !
anyway scottish football still sucks!
live celtic v rennes on the comedy channel .

maximus {Ed025's Note - you should be in a good mood max....give our scottish cousins a break!

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Yep i should be , but when you lose like we did in a local derby ,it ripped me to bits!funny season lots of up and downs along the way! anyway celtic scored again !

maximus {Ed025's Note - surely last night made up for the roasting you got off burnley max?

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Yep we playing exellent ,just wish it had been leicester instead!!!!

maximus {Ed025's Note - dont you like them either max?

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Leicester ok , just a few dickhead fans that think they are good!
i really want steve maclaren to take over ,then am afraid its league one!!!

maximus {Ed025's Note - i knew you were a big softie at heart max.....you will soon be eating haggis, and doing the highland fling....keep up the good work..

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Ha ha , in scotland next year for a big wedding! so am keeping quiet!
dont want them caber tosser after me ha ha ha ha !

maximus {Ed025's Note - i think they might make you the next king of scotland

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Hey mini - your actually starting to grow on me....your just a big lancastrian softie are ya....COYRs

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Ha ha , in a decent mood , its nice to be nice sometimes!doesnt happen often, probley feel like crap after the millwall game!oh and less of the lancastrian softie, they are from lancaster !

maximus

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03 Nov 2011 20:42:25
Leicester City F.C have appointed the new manager, Martin O'Neill. Kept very secret, announcement to be made officially tomorrow.

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Its that secret ! martin o`neil does`nt even know about it!

maximus

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Taking this job would be like walking yourself to the block, and then chopping your own head off....COYRs

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03 Nov 2011 20:41:57
weekend predictions!
12 games £1 on each .

blackpool ......3-3... millwall;
bristol city......1-1....burnley;
cardiff............3-1....palace;
coventry.........1-2....southampton;
hull.................1-1....west ham;
ipswich t..........2-1....doncaster;
middlesbro........2-1....watford;
peterbro...........2-2....derby;
portsmouth.......1-1.....forest;
sun;
reading............1-1......birmingham
leicester...........2-3......leeds;
brighton...........2-1......barnsley;

go on put some money on!!!!
see celtic are flying the flag for scottish football
ha ha ha ha ha ha.

maximus maximus

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Hey mini - you predicts are u/s, use these instead
blackpool ......2-1... millwall;
bristol city......1-2....burnley;
cardiff............2-2....palace;
coventry.........1-2....southampton;
hull.................1-1....west ham;
ipswich t..........2-1....doncaster;
middlesbro........2-1....watford;
peterbro...........1-2....derby;
portsmouth.......1-2.....forest;
sun;
reading............2-1......birmingham
leicester...........1-2......leeds;
brighton...........2-1......barnsley;

make yourself a few bob and thank me later....COYRs

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Nah, you're both wrong - Peterbro 0 Derby 6

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We know that minimouse is clueless about football but we have a new player now apparantly with COYRs eager to make himself look thick too. Good skills

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Good contribution about my educational status...thanks...COYRs

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They're both u/s (and so am i) so c'mon Mr Grumpy show us your blinding football insight and correctly predict sunday's games

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Why would i want to do that? Tweedle dumb and tweedle dumber obviously have something to prove whereas i have no need to prove anything to a bunch of people i'm never going to meet.

I love this site because i can while away a few minutes here or there by winding up a few dullards. It's like going to the Circus, just because i don't want to join it, it doesn't stop me enjoying the clowns now does it?

Why don't you add your predictions instead? You've clearly got something to add so why not join the the show?

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Exactly, they have and provide a bit of fun and you respond by telling people you don't know that they're clueless, thick, dumb and dullards. Sad. My predictions prob wouldn't be much different or accurate 'cos it's easier to predict lottery results than those in the Championship!

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03 Nov 2011 20:10:13
Liverpoool Football Club are in talks with defender; Jamie Carragher to sign a new 3 year contract. {Ed025's Note - why?

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03 Nov 2011 19:34:46
These bitter disappointed foxes need to start worrying about their own team, instead of mugging themselves off slating everyone elses.
Not really got anything to be proud of have you.
Fair play to blackpool last night by the way.

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Well said, bit of money and achieving nothing, yet still giving it the big un. MOT

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I think someone's been watching a few too many DVD's "mugging themselves off", such a tool!

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03 Nov 2011 19:28:05
17 Oct 2011 08:39:52
16 Oct 2011 11:56:11
Billy Davis will be appointed Portsmouth Manager in next few days. Billy Davis will be given a trandfer fund of 20 million in January to get Portsmouth promoted by 2013. CSI are in talks with several new sponsors one of which is BP. This would be the first time BP have sponsored a Football team. BP are offering a 10 year deal and would give Portsmouth 15 million over the 10 years...


well they signed up with TEXACO today player photographed holding £5K...so close but no cigar

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03 Nov 2011 18:54:05
You need to read the rumours page then you mug. It was a southampton fan saying you'd win 6-0 last night. Little men getting carried away again haha.................................................................

You're saying this to a team promoted from league 1 last season, who are now top of the league by 5points with the best goal difference in the league and the most goals and the top scorer.

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I know, and full credit goes to southampton for doing so well. But (some of)the fans that seem to think they've already won the league need to take their head out of their arse. Or is predicting a 6-0 win not getting just a teeny bit carried away?

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Yes it was although it doesn't appear on my rumours or banter page? Last season there were 13 goals in the 2 games between us and many saints fans were worried borough would do us 6-5 or something similar.Ironically, i think the sending off may have prevented a goal fest.

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03 Nov 2011 17:36:11
Evening Ed.. Any chance of Shelvey signing on a permenant basis? {Ed025's Note - liverpool fans will be hoping so!..

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03 Nov 2011 18:17:55
To end the Ipswich millwall debate
Ipswich have won more than millwall
Ipswich are a bigger club
Ipswich have a bigger fanbase
Ipswich have a better history
Ipswich are a better club
The end

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...of the beginning

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03 Nov 2011 16:43:08
Good luck tonight to young fredricks (local lad), stars in the making tom carroll & falque, coys

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03 Nov 2011 16:20:36
Alan Smith Newcastle-Cov on loan

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03 Nov 2011 16:19:46
Leicester: Roy Keane is now the favourite to be appointed Leicester manager, after Lee Clark ruled himself out of the running.

Chris Coleman, Ian Dowie, Peter Reid and Steve Maclaren are the other names on the clubs shortlist.

Keane wants reassurances over the amount of money available to spend. Although £10 million has been mentioned, this is likely to be only £3-4 million to spend on fees, the rest being used for agents fees, signing on fees and wages.

If Keane says "no", the Foxes will engage with Coleman, Dowie, Reid and Maclaren

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Ha ha no one wants it, keane will last less than sven, once the money has gone and the results don't come, he'll walk and the owners will sell, ask any ipswich or sunderland fan. r.i.p crisp munchers.

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Sounds like wishful thinking to me, "no-one wants it", how'd you know that then genius? Do you have a man on the inside or are you just some desperate person who doesn't mind showing himself up?

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No one is actually saying they want it are they? muggy fox tool

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Get the wally with the brolly, they'll be well suited

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"no one is saying they want it" is that how it works then? If you want a managers job you need to put your hand up in the paper so everyone can see - haha, you've done it again!

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Cant see many managers wanting it. Leicester need to get promoted with the money they've spent and the Championship is a very hard league to get out off. Will good managers be willing to stake their reputations on taking the job?

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03 Nov 2011 16:07:59
Alex ferguson has claimed Manchester city are not the favourite to win the premier league title only if Man city Manager Robert mancini gets the boot

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03 Nov 2011 14:47:34
grayson will not be sacked us leeds fans love him and he is here to stay! paul rachubka on the other hand will never wear the leeds shirt again he is an absolute distrace of a goalkeeper!

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Disgrace?! Pfft like Leeds then.

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Funny if you dont get a keeper for sunday...leicester will destroy you even more

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Sorry even more how do you work that out?, you've spent 10 mill, been carp and no one wants to manage you! I'll go in goal this weekend with my hands tied behind my back and blindfolded and we'll still beat you mugs ha ha, total fools.

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Cool, Leeds will have a fat, spotty 15yr old in goal this weekend, brilliant!

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Why are you going in?

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Wow, razor sharp wit right there, well done!

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03 Nov 2011 12:08:19
Rhodes would be a good player for norwich , maybe Martin or wilbraham as part of the deal , but we shouldnt pay over the odds just because WE ARE PREM

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U keep ya money fella & we`ll keep rhodes, how does that grab ya. It`s not like we need to sell him anyway.

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03 Nov 2011 08:56:42
Tottenham and Newcastle are both in talks with Charles Takyi from German lower league side St Pauli.

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03 Nov 2011 08:55:27
Manchester City are set to complete the signing of two players this week for a January transfer. Filip Holosko, who currently plays for Turkish outfit Besiktas, held talks with Roberto Mancini at the weekend and the striker could join for around £10 million. The Slovak's goal scoring record has been sensational in the Turkish league and has alerted a number of top Italian and Spanish club but the winger come striker is keen to try his luck in England with the Manchester club. Secondly, Mancini has targeted two strikers to join Holosko. Abel Hernandez of Palermo and Sebastian Fernandez of Malaga are two targerts but the Italian only wants one of them. Hernandez has a goalscoring ratio of around 1 in 3 whilst Fernandez is about the same. Mancini is favourite to go for Hernandez with him being only 21 years old.

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03 Nov 2011 08:49:56
Real Madrid are very close to signing striker Jonas from Spanish rivals Valencia. The attacker joined the Spanish club from Brazilian side Gremio and has lit up La Liga with a number of top performances from up top, on the wing and in the attacking hole. Jonas has been approached by a number of top English clubs but the former Santos striker wants to stay in Spain.

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03 Nov 2011 08:18:25
Leeds looking at loanee goalkeepers, including Ben Amos, Carlo Nash and Marcus Hahnemann. Decision to be made within the week.
wally

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Ronald macdonalds looking for a change of direction, Larry Grayson might be interested in another clown....

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03 Nov 2011 07:50:31
i was seen outside the king power stadium last night im sure ive got the managers job. yet no one can prove i was there as for some reason all the people that saw me and the possible managers all seem to have phones from the 90's or are stupid enough not to know how to use the camera built into their phones. so plz stop with this non sense so and so was seen here and seen there if you did see someone take a bloody picture. that way people may beleive your not just a lonely little person sat at the computer in there pants

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I was seen there too, were you the bloke in the blue shirt cos i can confirm i saw you if so, but otherwise, i can neither confirm, nor deny, anything.

Kevin Keegan, Bryan Robson, Chris Waddle, Glan Hoddle, Gary Palister, Steve Bruce, Eric c**tana and Maradonna are all going to take over, one at a time, on a rotating basis, winner stays on.

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03 Nov 2011 07:49:31
Hey mini - I need to take back that wasted ticket comment, it must have been well spent and not even you could have seen that one coming - what a performance! COYRs

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Was driving down thinking "what a waste of money" ?? what a win , after watching the burnley derby to watching barcelona in disguise , great win hope we carry it on v millwall sat! grayson is a hypocrite said in evening gazette hopes blackpool fans give him respect,and still has respect for club, then what did he say in yorkshire post ?
"cheer up simon grayson, oh what can it mean to a s**t football manager and a s**t football team"" usa "!
ex blackpool keeper was terrible but we still love him , thanks paul!
leeds will bounce back!!!

maximus

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Not so sure they will be able to bounce high enough though mini - godd luch for the rest of the season COYRs

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We are hit and miss at moment , like leeds, they will bounce back.
as for you lot going well ok!
bet you cant believe it. many teams have fallen from grace ie ,
man city leeds southampton. all recovering well .good luck for rest of season apart from when u play us!! ha ha

maximus

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Correct mini - nearly gone three years ago, and for good - so we must enjoy the moment....

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03 Nov 2011 07:06:55
You need to read the rumours page then you mug. It was a southampton fan saying you'd win 6-0 last night. Little men getting carried away again haha.................................................................

One fans score prediction that was wrong....but did we pick up 3 points....yes we did, we played poorly and won....but winning 2-1 is stumbling in your book is it, what a complete D##k you are. WE ARE SOUTHAMPTON WE ARE TOP OF THE LEAGUE COYR

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Do you work for the government? Anytime anyone says something you lot don't like you ignore it and make something up that fits - the comment regarding the 6-0 was in response to some duck (you?) saying that southampton fans wern't getting carried away, and a prediction of a 6-0 win is keeping your feet on the ground is it you plank?

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03 Nov 2011 00:49:10
January Transfer Window

Carlos Tevez - Chelsea
Alessio Cerci - Man City
Tom Huddlestone - Liverpool
Diego Godin - Liverpool
Neven Subotic - Man United
Roman Pavlyuchenko - Newcastle
Maroune Chamakh - PSG
Nicholas Anelka - Anzhi
Andrey Arshavin - Anzhi
Sebastian Squallaci - Anzhi
Adel Taarabt - Lazio
Lukas Podolski - Arsenal
Emmanuel Adebayor - Tottenham

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03 Nov 2011 00:31:05
Neymar has signed for Real Madrid happening next summer

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Makes sense. Signed or maybe not!

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