Football Banter Archive May 31 2013

 

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31 May 2013 23:45:05
Manager changes
Manchester United- David Moyes
Manchester City- Manuel Pellegrini
Chelsea- Jose Mourinho
Everton- Roberto Martinez
Stoke- Mark Hughes
Wigan- Gus Poyet
Real Madrid- Carlo Ancelotti
PSG- Laurent Blanc
Napoli- Rafa Benitez
Monaco- Roberto Mancini

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Moyes is old news mate!

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Steele will move I think mate. Too many bigger clubbers in for him. and with the money we could get, it could bring in 3 good players that could make a huge difference. you get a very good player for 1-2 million in the championship.

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31 May 2013 23:40:43
boro are trying to build a team, not destroy one. steele will stay as no. 1 in front of turnbull

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31 May 2013 23:40:03
As Monaco team next season 4-2-3-1
Manager: Roberto Mancini
Diego Lopez
Dani Alves
Carvalho
Ivanovic
Coentrao
Essien
Cabaye
Rodriguez
Moutinho
Ben Arfa
Falcao

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Now that is a good team :L just a shame that Monaco only get 5000 average attendance a game, that's not even enough to cover the players wages for one match! Bad investment by the 7th richest man in the world

LudacrusS

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31 May 2013 23:18:46
Main transfer club by club
Arsenal- Stephan Jovetic 20m
Aston Villa- Nathaniel Chabolah 8m
Chelsea- Wayne Rooney 26m
Everton- Leroy Fer 8m
Fulham- Darren Bent 6m
Liverpool- Karim Benzema 22m
Manchester City- Isco 24m
Manchester United- Maroune Fellaini
Newcastle- Loic Remy 7m
Norwich- Ricky Van Wolfswinkel 8m
QPR- Peter Crouch 3m
Reading- Grant Holt 2m
Stoke- Junior Hoilett 4m
Southampton- Roque Santa Cruz 6m
Sunderland- Mobido Diakite 3m
Swansea- Alvaro Negredo 10m
Tottenham- David Villa 10m
West Brom- Scott Sinclair 5m
West Ham- Andy Carroll 15m
Wigan- Jordan Rhodes 5m

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Diakite is a bosman free so already proves your full of it, swansea negredo? haha, west brom scott sinclair? lol, bent 6m? lol try 9m and rooney chelsea? made my morning that mate

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£5m for Scott Sinclair? Try doubling or even trebling that. And WBA? Not a hope. {Ed029's Note - Bizarre valuation.

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Shouldn't you be including Cardiff, Hull and Palace on your list instead of QPR, Reading and Wigan?

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31 May 2013 22:41:13
Radamel Falcao signs for Monaco for 50m

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Ever considered a career in the media?

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31 May 2013 22:08:56
No way lambert can go to west ham or Newcastle do you think lads?

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31 May 2013 19:24:12
Walsall are considering making statues of Jeff Bonser and Barry Blower and would be put in front of the stadium, the club are also putting together a financial package for Dean Smith that will allow the club to push for the Championship, Jamie Patterson will be allowed to leave the club but only for a fee of 2 Million both Burnley and Huddersfield have yet to improve their offers but Wigan are rumoured to be looking at the winger {Ed003's Note -http://tinyurl.com/kva83m2}

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31 May 2013 21:49:32
Zakuani will sign a new deal on wages at the min the rejected deal was less cash and now he will sign a 2 year extension

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31 May 2013 21:49:19
Preston play Liverpool in a pre-season friendly at Deepdale on July the 13th!

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31 May 2013 21:17:40
Charlie Austin is valued by Football agents at £4-4.5 million as of today when One of them told me

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31 May 2013 21:17:15
would love to see Gordon[if fit] and higdon but will robson add anything different to rae who we just got rid off.

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31 May 2013 20:45:59
Wigan have five managers on short list. Gus poyet, Steve mcclaren, Owen coyle, Eddie Howe and mick McCarthy, rumour has it that McCarthy is now favourite because whelan has realised no one wants mcclaren or coyle. Poyet could come but depends on Brighton talks and Howe might not want to leave Bournemouth.

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McCarthy staying with itfc promotion next season def info itfc Steve

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You smoke to much wacky backy.
ipswich town 22nd this year.

maximus

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31 May 2013 20:34:19
Cheltenham Towns Marlon Pack has been so frustrated with the numerous rumors about that he has agreed to sign for every League 1 side in order to stop this chaos.

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31 May 2013 19:58:50
Huddersfield town summer transfer targets

One maybe two from
Defenders
Matt Mills - Bolton 1.5mill
Sean Morrison - Reading 1 mill
Harry Maguire - Sheffield Utd 1.5 mill

Two maybe Three from
Midfielder
Jonny Russel - Dundee Utd 1.5mill
Gary Makay-Stevens 800,000
Danny Green - chalton 350,000+
Jose Baxter - Oldham 300,000+
Lee Tomlin - Posh 600,000+
Jamie Patterson - Walsal 1.2 mill
Dale Jennings - Munich 350,000+

Forwards
Nakhi Wells - Bradford 500,000+
Max Clayton - Crewe 1.2 mill
James Vaughan - Norwich 1 mill+

Loan signings
Jack Harper - Real Madrid season loan
Tony Watt - Celtic till jan
Nick powell - Manchester Utd till jan
Jamie Vardy - season loan view to signing

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02 Jun 2013 09:31:24
Try upwards from �1m for Baxter he isn't going anywhere

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31 May 2013 19:37:27
Birmingham fc to sign Neal eardley on a 3 year contract when his contract with blackpool fc has expired

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31 May 2013 17:09:55
Not a rumour, but I definitely think Millwall should make a bid for Kevin Doyle now Kenny Jackett is Wolves manager.

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31 May 2013 16:41:27
mmmmm what's going on on this site not one post moaning about Saints fans. is that because at last you all realise what a massive club we are and we will be buying everybody this summer

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Maybe because you lot had piped down. Now that you're back (and as humble as ever) maybe we'll go back to ridiculing you.

I can actually smell the arrogance from here! Amazing.

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Soton fans finally realised that they are a small seaside club and no ones interested in them

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Always humble us Saints fans :-) and as far as no one being interested you read the post and commented young man

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I say good luck to you it's just jealous people don't like seeing teams do well good luck for next year just beat the trailor trash up the road Paul itfc

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Romsey – you are a little tinker and up to mischief me thinks…. :-)

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Jealousy does not come into it. It's the boastful arrogance and cockiness that ruins any chance of goodwill towards the Saints.

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Don't tell me you wouldn't if it was your team this is a banter page after all if you can't take it don't read it Paul itfc

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Thanks Paul itfc, as you say it is a banter site so I do feel sorry for people with their heads are so far up their own a--es they can't see that

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02 Jun 2013 18:56:42
These "Saints" of southampton don't engage in banter. They just act cocky and arrogant under the delusion that just because they stayed up that they are now the "big boys" of football. Add to that their savage mocking of other clubs and you get a bunch of persons who deserve absolutely no respect whatsoever. They are their own worst enemy.

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31 May 2013 14:38:28
With a little luck, we are about to see the back of suarez, The way he tells it, he is the victim, but, back in the real world, he is a cheat, a liar and a conman, has no self control, or any real seance of right and wrong. If the FA had any real balls, he would have been band for at least 20 games and had Liverpool any real integrity he would have been sacked for bringing the club into disrepute, rather than trying to defend the indefensable.

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Would love to see him gone from our shores. He's a concentrated bottle of bad news.

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31 May 2013 12:12:50
Bristol city players they should sign all free agents or out of contract :
Jake Larkins GK West Ham 19 years old
Lee camp GK
Richard wood CB
Reece Brown CB 21 years old
Samuel Bangura- RM 18 years old at Chelsea
Chris Mccann- cm
Scott arfield- cm
Simon Church ST- 24 years old at reading

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31 May 2013 12:06:40
Oldham manager Lee Johnson has confirmed Iain Vigurs will not be coming to Oldham.

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31 May 2013 12:04:08
New Barnsley chairman Maurice Watkins keen to establish a link-up with Manchester United to bring in a few young players to the Tykes on loan. Flicker is keen on the idea and possible deals could be either from Michael Keane, Scott Wootton, Reece Brown, Ryan Tunnicliffe (again), not all of the above will necessarily join though

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31 May 2013 11:44:58
Eoin Doyle confirmed. 2 year deal

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31 May 2013 10:46:15
Norwich should look at Darren Mattocks whilst in USA on pre season tour. We need a pacey, strong striker on the bench to come on as an impact sub. Like Kamara bit a bit more skillful.

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31 May 2013 09:25:32
what rubbish the owner is majority shareholder at United no ownership issues as the chairman does what he wants, player in last year of deal (accepted rather than risking a free or selling to a rival SPL club such as Celtic) and the fee will be above £1m with all the various add ons attached as£850k would seem a tad cheap.

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31 May 2013 08:32:02
United's highest paid player was Willo flood on a about 3k a week, Russell is believered to be on 1. 5 k a week. Wages shouldn't be a problem for Derby.

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31 May 2013 06:55:30
I have heard folk talk about Gary Hooper for Stoke and for others in the English prem. it is real delusion if people think that good players in a sub-standard Scottish Prem would be effective in the English Premiership. Now whilst he seems a decent professional lad who cuts well with Celtic, if he again wishes to come South of the border then the Championship at best should be the expectation of at least initially plying his trade. With that said I would also wonder on Stoke's intentions should they be wishing to bring in a striker that is not 6ft 10. How would any be able to settle into their one style route one football without the right physical attributes?!

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