Football Banter Archive September 24 2011

 

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24 Sep 2011 19:46:04
Evening guys Glasgow rangers fans here great performance against utd u were by far the better team good to watch good luck rest of season top 6 I think ps give us a lone of rory he's like a sling

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Good luck rest of season top six?
you only have seven in your pathetic league!

maximus

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Is that the "LOAN" Ranger?

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Loan ! dont you mean alone ranger!
good luck abroath in next years euro!

maximus ; dislike sweaty football!

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Youll be out of business soon bud,the administrator man cometh.

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Bud? do you think am a drink?
blackpool very well run club!
do you know who washes your club socks?

maximus {Ed001's Note - I assumed he was referring to Rangers.}

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So did i ? but hey ho ! lets keep the washing machine open for them socks !

maximus , not into men wearing girls skirts! but you scottish love cross dressing!

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Now now maximus how can you say you don`t like watching them? when blackpool are happy to sign rangers rejects.

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And any other rejects.

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24 Sep 2011 16:12:41
24 Sep 2011 10:18:04
'Southampton defender Jos Hooiveld says the Championship side are good enough for the Champions League.'

NASA have confirmed that the inferno of idiocy that has been raging across the fertile ground of the south coast can now be seen from space.


You do know that he reached the last 16 of the champions league last year?

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If I was your teacher, I would take you aside at breaktime and explain that the other children are laughing at you.

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If i was his teacher, i'd laugh at him, i'd probably point too, cos i'm like that.

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I want a word with your Mum... especially if she's nice.

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24 Sep 2011 15:22:52
24 Sep 2011 10:18:04
'Southampton defender Jos Hooiveld says the Championship side are good enough for the Champions League.'

NASA have confirmed that the inferno of idiocy that has been raging across the fertile ground of the south coast can now be seen from space.


Er no. Jos Hooiveld said he spent last season playing at FC Copenhagen who reached the last 16 of the CL, and that there wasnt a huge gulf in class between Saints and Copenhagen. Still nothing better than making stuff up to get attention eh?

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Yeah he's on loan from celtic says it all really

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Apostles of Lallana preaching fire and dimstone...

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Making things up to get attention? You are very patronising for someone who doesn't grasp basic punctuation. Those curly ones are used when we quote the words of others...

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But you didn't though did you. you paraphrased them to slant it in a way that you wanted ......

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Benedict Cumberbatch! You people are mad as a barrel of weasels after a dusting of PCP. FYI, I didn't paraphrase at all- you'll have to go and chastise the Beeb for that. All of which, frankly, is like a man outdoors only wearing a wooly hat shouting 'Look! Look! A man without a hat on!' So, back to the barking... I dare you to state on here, without caveat or feeble attempts to distract us, that you really think Soton could play in the Champions League. Go on, you know you want to...

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Stop!

I have an image of a naked man wearing a wooly hat in my head now and that's not cool, I hope you're pleased with yourself? I have to go find some porn now to help shake the image.

Carry on

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24 Sep 2011 14:57:47
Afder to-days disgraceful performance, could someone please explain why Howard Webb is discribed as the best match official in this country. His performance in to-days match, it makes you question the basic assumption that our game free of improper inflance. {Ed025's Note - howard webb loves himself...its all about him!, and if he is the best of the bunch.....god help us..

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Webbs new strip is on its way from Manchester.....again.

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City seem to think that everything is for sale, afder watching todays game, perhaps their right.

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24 Sep 2011 12:40:57
Brighton 3-3 Leeds
Birmingham 3-1 Barnsley
Bristol City 1-0 Hull
Burnley 1-2 Southampton
Coventry 1-1 Reading
Derby 3-0 Millwall
Doncaster 0-3 Palace
Middlesbrough 1-1 Ipswich
Portsmouth 1-2 Blackpool
West Ham 4-0 Peterbrough
Watford 1-2 Notts Forest
Cardiff 2-2 Leicester

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24 Sep 2011 11:36:15
Brighton 3-3 Leeds
Birmingham 2-1 Barnsley
Bristol City 1-1 Hull
Burnley 1-3 Southampton
Coventry 1-1 Reading
Derby 2-0 Millwall
Doncaster 2-1 Palace
Middlesbrough 2-1 Ipswich
Portsmouth 1-1 Blackpool
West Ham 4-0 Peterbrough
Watford 4-1 Nottingham Forest
Cardiff 2-2 Leicester

Cop

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24 Sep 2011 10:18:04
'Southampton defender Jos Hooiveld says the Championship side are good enough for the Champions League.'

NASA have confirmed that the inferno of idiocy that has been raging across the fertile ground of the south coast can now be seen from space.

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So many jelous skates on here, nothing better to do then try a stir things up with our club. Grow Up

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Lol! Someone really doesn't understand what a banter page is... and does he really think comments made on here will "stir things up" at Southampton? I hope they do... Southampton are s**te, there we go, they won't win another game now, they'll be too busy crying to score goals.

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People that keep going on about Saints, it must be jelousy 1-1 away to Burnley good result for us, Burnley are a good side, still top of the leauge COYR

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Pfft! a draw with burnley and you consider that a good result... you're gonna win the league you are, oh no wait, you're not!!

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I am a relist, a point away from home is a good result as we have just been promoted, top of the leauge, i know its early days but we must be doing something right.

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24 Sep 2011 10:01:20
Doncaster to beat Palace 4 - 1

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