Football Banter Archive July 20 2011

20 Jul 2011 23:22:10
20 Jul 2011 15:38:14
i work at huddersfield town and i 100 per cent seen oli Johnson here at dinner time.


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20 Jul 2011 22:49:15
neymar is joining real madrid , his record for santos is 64 games 27 goals, nothing great yet and probably the price tag is due to what he may become , rather than what he is right now.

20 Jul 2011 22:46:21
lukaku looks very likely to join chelsea, he played 31 games last season, scored 16 goals and had 7 assists, some reports suggest he isnt the most reliable in front of goal, im sure he is a good player, but has anyone seen him play ??

20 Jul 2011 22:06:40
To all deluded man city fans, Aguero will only sign for city if chelsea pull out of the race

Aguero actually would prefer a move to real madrid and city will only get him if either madrid dont want him or city manage to get rid of tevez, as for chelsea signing him? possible , but unlikely, way too much money and chelsea need to get rid of some big earners to make space on the wage bill, you forget the new rules.

Check chelseas news, nothing of aguero, check real madrids news, nothing of aguero... hmmm, oh check man citys and, man city have agreed a bid, on BBC man city have started talks with aguero... to deluded people who think they have a clue, try some research :)

20 Jul 2011 20:52:16
darren ambrose has signed a new contract last year and will not be joining the millwall

20 Jul 2011 20:40:35
Tony craig to stay put at millwall.y

20 Jul 2011 20:29:05
The FA have confirmed a dead-heat in the race to see which fans are the easiest to wind up.

Bristol City lead the way early doors and can still be relied upon to react like gibbering girls if anyone so much as mentions Nicky "he's staying here so hands off yer basts" Maynard.

Leeds are coming up on the outside nicely and are set to last the pace this time, until last seasons Championship which saw them choke in epic style. Mention them being skint, or crap, and they'll bore you to death with tales of the 70's

Forest are our current leaders (that's a first eh fellas) they're carp, skint, and are busily signing old players hand over fist. They think everyone of their current squad is worth in excess of £10m and whilst they've not been in the top flight in ? years, it won't stop them whining on and on about the European Cup.

Ok... line cast, bait set... GO

Its gotta be newcastle 1st theyre gonna sign any thing with a pulse then stoke gonna sign every midfielder going even though they dont use them

Keep the premiership out of the race as newcastle would win hands down

Got to disagree sweaty socks maybe 2nd or 3rd
worst fans and most excitied that they think they will do well are

leicester 1st
leicester 2nd
leicester 3rd.

fa have confirmed this

maximus

Aww, someone's been working hard on his ABC's, well done you.

Wouldnt that be , aww working hard on his one, two, three s fa have confirmed that smart arse.

maximus

Umm, well actually no it wouldn't. And i'm afraid that you've let yourself down again, all that hard work for nothing, such a shame you're so thick.

20 Jul 2011 20:25:59
Arsenal are still keen on signing Juan Mata and are very close to a deal for Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain but where does all this leave Theo Walcott Arsenal have already signed two winger in the form of Gervinho and a little Asian fella nicknamed Ryodinho{for his skills after the Brazilian} who is supposedly faster than Walcott. Arsene may be thinking of moving him on if he can get between£15-20m for the youngster who too often flatters to deceive great pace yes but his final ball is more likely to end up in the stands than with another player Chelsea and Liverpool have been credited with an interest, I can't see anything happening in this window but with Wenger blending in all these players maybe he will move on and I won't be too upset Gervinho and Mata either side of Van the man is a hell of a lot better than Walcott and Ashavin.

20 Jul 2011 20:18:37
luis suarez to be player of the month aug sept oct nov dec jan feb march april , trust me ive known this for months , in 9 months time u will tell me i am right
irish kop {Ed025's Note - there is no doubt..he is a great player......but i think the same was said about torres...

I think he will stand out even more nxt season , he came to epl and hadnt played since last oct n only played feb on in premier lge n basically tore it up, hes an animal, butcher from uruguay will be a beast in a full season
irish kop

He just needs to stop diving all over the place and how will he play next to a donkey?

20 Jul 2011 19:41:03
Alex Oxlade chamberlain will not leave Southampton. This is why. Saints chairman cortese wants £12m up front with a minimum 25% sell on clause which no club is willing to pay this is because he hasn't been proven at championship level i.e. Wickham. Arsenal won't sign him because arsene knows he is on a tight line with the fans. Chelsea is where he would preferably go as he is a fan but they're simply not interested. Man u and Liverpool are the two most interested teams however liverpool do want to see what does in the championship.

20 Jul 2011 19:02:25
Millwall should defo sign luke williams from hayes and yeading, one of the best players I've ever seen in 41 years.

You havent seen much then ? have you
dont follow leicester or scottish football do you just a thought.

maximus

How did Rangers do against BlackFool.

Yep they got 3 pts you another that wont post your team or name whats wrong?
we got beat 9-0 v kendal away last week as well might join the leeds fans, fox hunting soon or the bamber bridge fans for their derby with pne next year or the wolves fans when they become the best team in birmingham , or the malmo fans when they knock rangers out
youve def got your dads brains

maximus

Better than you then, with no brains at all. I love winding you up sunshine.

Rangers brought on the kids, in the second half.And still managed to beat Blackpool.I hope that Holloway does not take a shine to any of them.I want them all at Rangers next year.And them cutting it for Ally.Even if its not every week they play.They can be relied on when it matter.Better luck against Hibernian Maxipuss

Again , post your name or team ?
just like your dad a coward

maximus

Erm... it should read "you're" not "your" not really the sharpist tool in the shed are you? {Ed025's Note - that would be..sharpest..

Is 'maximus' your real name or are you too much of a coward to post it? {Ed002's Note - And your name is?}

20 Jul 2011 18:33:56
I'm honestly shocked at the stupidity of some people, I don't know why we're still hearing Rickie Lambert rumours?
At least a month ago he signed an significant extension to his contract and said he wanted to finish his career at Southampton, so definitely not going to Ipswich

Im NOT shocked at your stupidity as you are a saints skanker.

20 Jul 2011 18:00:41
Nottingham Forest were set to shock the world of Football today by unveiling none other than Stan Collymore (yes, it's true) the deal was called off at the 11th hour when McClaren realised that big Stan was too young to play for Forest.

Oh dear What a dreadful joke. I'm not a Forest fan but that is a dreadful attempt at "trying to be funny". We used that joke back in the 1970's when we were less mature. I take it you are an immature County fan obviously trying to be clever.

I thought it was quite good personally, but then i'm immature. Thinking about it, most people are immature when compared to Forest's latest bigtime signing

If you thought that was funny, you need to get out and get some sunshine.

You misunderstand me Sherlock, i thought it was funny because it drew a reaction, just like everything written on these pages draws a reaction, you morons can't help yourselves, it's brilliant

20 Jul 2011 17:50:55
the swans fans are in cloud cukoo land to think you will get camp for less than 3million quid either put up or shut up

Who are you talking to? Be an early night for you.

20 Jul 2011 17:30:30
Huddersfield Town believe they can lure
Charlton manager Chris Powell back into
a playing career. "he is just what we
need defensively" said a source "plus
it would blunt the threat of a
promotion rival" he continued.

20 Jul 2011 17:07:36
mr white is is making my glorious team the laughing stock of europe.broadcasting in the press how much weve got to spend yet he tries to penny pince players with ridiculous offers. promised players in b4 thursday and with only 1 day to go i cant honestly see anybody else arriving.time is running out mr white lets see how much the rangers mean to you.watp

They were the laughing stock before him. ha

20 Jul 2011 16:39:22
Carlos tevez to West brom forget about Corinthians he's coming for 3 mil on 45,000 salary a week

Weather in Brum is much better than Manchester right?

20 Jul 2011 16:15:25
Southampton have virtually completed the signing of Lionel Messi from Barcelona. It is believed that £100M has been paid with Oxlade Chamberlain going the other way

Is this true?

20 Jul 2011 15:51:33
James Constable (Oxford United) to Watford if Danny Graham leaves

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DG has been at Swansea now for a few months- #trytokeepup

What a mug we sold him in June

20 Jul 2011 15:42:18
notts county are poised to sign wayne rooney as he rooney said he wants to leave and he is fed up of being in the papers

20 Jul 2011 15:32:28
heskey at fratton park today - must be a donkey derby on the sea front

20 Jul 2011 15:16:06
CELTIC TO SIGN THE FOLLOWING.
DEFINITE: KEANE, SNODGRASS, FORLAN, MCFADDEN AND KRIS BOYD.

50% SURE: GIGGS, BELLAMY AND ALMUNIA.

RELIABLE EX CELT IS SOURCE.

Boyd is fixed up in Turkey.So your reliable ex Celtic source just had you.McFadden would be there bye now.If Lemmon wanted him, as he is free.Maybe Ceptic need to slash the wage bill to sign him up.But he would improve your team.And play for the jersey every week, and knows what its all about.Players like him you badly need.Rangers win the league, cos most of the Scots and N.I guys are all true blue.It goes a long way in helping win the league I think.

20 Jul 2011 15:00:05
Charlton are set to tempt Bobby Charlton are of retirement to boost their numbers

Diego Maradona has just been seen outside the Valley.

Apparently Pele, Beckenbauer and Van Basten have flown in for talks.

20 Jul 2011 14:36:11
ed is there any news on heni lansbury, norwich have been talking 2 arsenal, but it seems 2 be going on forever. {Ed032's Note - no

Its a long conversation.... Dumbell head.

20 Jul 2011 14:52:59
Coventry to sign promising young S. Korean player Soon B Lee Gwon from Japanese JLeague 2 side Yokohama FC

20 Jul 2011 14:19:40
Ahhhhhh......why do people say heard when 99.9% of posters on here just rehash newspaper or other web gossip stories.

Wannabees......

20 Jul 2011 14:15:45
i will pledge my future to aston villa despite being subject to the rumouing of me wanting to return to spurs. they are not where my future lies and i feel that i want to achieve my landmark of 100 premier league goals at a fantastic historic club, and where better to do that other than the might aston villa sunderland are rubbish hence my decision to leave the mackems, and joing the brummies which are alot harder and not to say better at footballlll

20 Jul 2011 14:11:05
20 Jul 2011 13:28:11
James Constable (Oxford United) to Brighton in swap deal with Gary Hart

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Errrrrrrr, Hart was released at the end of last season but don't let that stop you.

Tripe Gary Hart is currently at no fixed club.

20 Jul 2011 14:03:22
20 Jul 2011 13:36:44
James Constable (Oxford United) to Watford if Danny Graham leaves

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This has got to be a joke right?
Danny Graham left already? And we've already signed a decent striker in Chris Iwelumo?

20 Jul 2011 13:53:57
Cesc Fabregas is set to snub a move to Barcelona for 40m to join chesterfield for 50k.

20 Jul 2011 13:39:44
just heard bournemouth are going to sign messi ronaldo xavi dani alves drogba and hernandez

20 Jul 2011 13:31:19
Brentford press confrence this friday to confirm the signing of Jay Tabb. Also the details of the new ground and how it will be funded are to be announced.
I no about the new ground as my company has got a contract signed with brentford to build the new ground

Utter rubbish totally unfounded news

20 Jul 2011 13:25:58
I've just seen arjen robben in starbucks and he said if i bought him a large frappucino he would sign a five year deal with Millwall

Really Which Starbucks? Lol.

20 Jul 2011 13:12:37
Just travelling through walesNice country but could someone pref a local tell me where i can fin the town called Total Network Solutions, my sat nav appears to be faultyIs it a suburb of Cardiff

Is this a joke. Google it, but it doesn't sound like a town. Who are you anyway, a Leicester City reject?

Wow that worked Good job OP

20 Jul 2011 13:04:42
20 Jul 2011 10:58:16
100% true---Cody McDonald will sign on a season long loan at Leyton Orient on Friday afternoon, Norwich will either offer him a new 2 year deal round about March next year if they are looking likely to get Relegated or let him join the O's for about 60 grand if they stay up as he's out of contract in the summer at the end of this season--the boy just wants to know where he's playing his football in this up and coming season.
I've heard this from a mate of Culverhouse, and someone i know in Witham who knows his girlfriend.
If this doesn't happen i'll bare my farter in Ilford Bodgers window at 3pm on the day of Walsall away

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Get ready to drop those pants because there's no way that Cody Mac will leave for 60k after a loan spell. If he goes out on loan its because NCFC offer him a new deal first. Given that he's been left out of the pre-season training camp and both friendlies so far (even reserve team) then I'd say a new deal is highly unlikely. Norwich are holding out for £550k, but are unlikely to get it, so he will leave for 300-500k - to league 1 or championship.

20 Jul 2011 12:50:02
When it comes to football, very few people know more than me. Not being arrogant or big headed, but I can confidently say Alx Chamberlain WILL BE A CHAMPIONSHIP PLAYER THIS SEASON. He WILL leave Southampton and WILL NOT join Premier league team. He has said he wants to stay on the south coast. He wont join Portsmouth, it can only be Brighton.

"not being arrogant or big headed" ...oh but you are

Or Reading... but he wont go to any other South Coast team. It's just a lot of jealous fans that Southampton might have a decent player who considers staying. In my opinion he will leave. and it will be to either Arsenal or Liverpool, more likely the first

20 Jul 2011 12:46:01
Leicester City have looked at Real Salt Lake's striker, Robbie Findlay, who could be a great addition upfront. Saw videos on him on Youtube and he is pacey.

Would be good if he could get a work permit.

The same Robbie Findlay who joined Forest on a free transfer earlier this year?

20 Jul 2011 12:41:22
Leicester to rename their stadium egg foo yeung after another takeover this time from a chinese consortiumSo the the ping pang po thai green curry stadium has yet another name...shame they never paid for the original

Why is it a shame? FREE STADIUM whoo hoo

20 Jul 2011 12:09:44
Millwall have not accepted a 3rd bid for Henry, Not only has Paul Jewell said hey wont offer a 3rd improved offer, but also Henry is on a 3year deal and Millwall will not sell him FACT

Tony Craig to Charlton - Nonsense

Charlie Sheringham - Also Nonsense

I love the totall bull that comes out on this site

20 Jul 2011 11:56:40
How funny is this, Nicky Maynard wrote a letter to Leicester City complaining that they were hampering his pre-season and that he would like to focus on being a Brizzle player.

So my rumour is that he will stop with Bristol City. I would too, going to a club like Leicester could ruin his career. Look at other 'big investment' clubs and the players that played for them. Most notably, SWP.

Is there proof of this letter (there must be otherwise how do you know about it) - don't tell me, you're best mates with him, or your best mate is best mates with him, or you're his mum/dad/agent/cocker spaniel.

It's boring now pal, nobody cares.

20 Jul 2011 11:53:28
Ipswich have had a third bid accepted by Millwall for James Henry in the region of £1m.

This is the funniest thing i have read for ages. Try £5 and you might get close lol

20 Jul 2011 11:42:53
has paul dixon definately signed for us?

20 Jul 2011 11:36:09
Swansea City and Nottingham Forest have had bids accepted for Newcastle United winger Wayne Routledge. It would seem Leicester City aren't interested following the signings of other players.

I am a Swans fan and don't want Routledge at the Liberty, he has the wrong attitude towards the game, I think he will probably end up at the City Ground as he has friends there such as Blackstock.

I too, feel he will go to Forest.

I'd say Forest too but he seems to be getting a bit of a big head about it judging by the remarks he's made on twitter over the last few weeks, a big time, small time player, great.

20 Jul 2011 11:34:44
Burnley are close to securing the signature of Lionel Messi after they met his £2 a week wage demands. Expect announcement soon on official site. In an interview Messi said "The beauty of Football-rumours.co.uk is 99.99% of it is absolute rubbish".

I know this because I work in the club. Chyeaaah boi.

I think he will go to bradford, burnley, leeds or huddersfield town

20 Jul 2011 10:02:40
Southampton's gaffer Nigel Adkins, is to try and incorporate some of the youth players into the team more and more this season. Especially that of Lloyd Isgrove and Sam Hoskins, both of whom have been in spectacular form for the under 21's and under 18's in recent years

20 Jul 2011 08:29:34
Leeds United ins:

Cheetah
Bubbles
Clyde
Micky Dolenz

We pay peanuts, we get monkeys.

I'm a believer

Superb - thanks for making me laugh this morning
Saw Leeds at the gunners last season and your support was fantastic. Good luck this season

Haha nice one I am a Leeds fan and to be fair even Sc@mchestee fans want us back in the Prem to have a good scrap with us once more ;) On a serious note as funny as the post is it's a bit disturbing how little we are spending given we're charging £36 for a Hull City Tuesday night fixture in East Stand lower. Don't get me wrong I can afford it but it's pricing out the die Garda and a 7.45 kick off isn't kind on commuters/workers trying to get in or around Leeds. Thats the way it goes eh MOT

Should read die hard not garda stupid iphone lol but you catch my drift. Anyone know what's going down with Gradel?

20 Jul 2011 07:22:04
Kenny Daglish is very keen to offload a number of midfielders Jovanovic, Poulsen and El Zhar are definitely on their way while Joe Cole look's like he may be staying as no club have tabled an offer also either Raul Meireles or Alberto Aquilani will be sold for between £9-13m the other will stay and take up the number 4 shirt.Jose Enrique will join the club for around £5m as 3 left backs leave Konchesky-Leicster, Mavinga-Rennes and Insua to Roma the club will need to strengthen.Liverpool do need a new centre half but it is looking unlikely this window and Daglish has confidence Martin Kelly can fill in at centre half for the likes of Carragher, Skrtel and Agger while Krygiakos and Wilson can also provide back up.Daniel Sturridge who is valued upwards of £12m likely even as high as £14 or 15m is Daglish's prime target after Enrique but he has to sell to buy which may mean N'Gog may leave the club for £4 or 5m.Raul Meireles will likely make way to bring in some funds as no clubs are showing interest in Aquilani which I think is a bad move as I see him as a better player than Adam, Henderson, Cole and Aquilani and after a first season settling in to English football I feel he would only get better if he stayed at Anfield.
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I'm a leicester fan and i must say liverpool are my premiership team but i cant understand why all liverpool fans seem to want rid of Raul Meireles (or has kenny daglish said he wants rid)? he was the only man ticking for liverpool last year until suarez

Leicester City have a fan? Rofl

Leicester have several fans, see the 32, 500 SELL OUT for the Real Madrid game... anyone else sold out a 30,000+ stadium for a pre-season game?

Of course it's a sell out, but for people wanting to see real madrid, not Leicester you mug.

Leicester sold out against leeds and man city to last season

20 Jul 2011 01:28:28
tevez to chelsea chelsea are to match any bids for the striker and are one of the only clubs willing to match his stupid 200k a week wages

20 Jul 2011 01:07:20
my dad is goin out with arsene wengers wife and she said that arsenal have accepted a bid from hull for nasri worth about 6 million euros {Ed003's Note - Thats funny, she told me it was 5 milllion euros}

20 Jul 2011 00:57:46
Big news Preston fans from your inside man at a certain Hotel where the Preston players and trialists stay over. Well Would anyone expect a certain ex manchester united keeper to be on trial at Preston well your in luck, A Mr Roy Carroll is here who was involved in what can only be one of worst goals never to have been given against tottenham hotspur. I should get a job for all this inside work haha. {Ed003's Note - Tickle trout ?}