Football Banter Archive April 01 2012

 

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01 Apr 2012 23:54:04
Transfer update
Podolski to arsenal
Montolivo to bayern
Neymar to real madrid
Robben to chelsea
Higuain to Man utd
Shawcross to liverpool
Hoilett to stoke
Taarabt to psg
Jarvis to villa
Mvilla to arsenal
Nzonzi to psg
Adebayor to spurs (permanent)
Rossi to juventus
Nilmar to spurs
Mbiwa to newcastle

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You obviously haven't got a clue

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01 Apr 2012 23:07:27
Despite wage trimming at Ipswich there will be finances available to Jewell in the summer to strengthen if the right player is available. Pearce and Ward from Pompey remain on the radar. Scott Loach could arrive from Watford or Neil Alexander could return from Rangers. Expect a striker from lower leagues to join, Jordan Rhodes still has a soft spot for town but will probably go to Premier League side.

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01 Apr 2012 22:18:47
Must say very very well played today ... 3-1 maybe made it look cruel and un even matched but you Defintley played very well ... All the best for getting as high as possible in the Leuage ... Your manager ... Your players Defintley a credit to British football
And not meaning to sound sarcastic but good luck holding Your wingers ... If I had it my way it would be between dyer,newcastles hatem Ben arfa and hoillett ... To come to come to spurs if we get Cl... And sigurdsoon .... I'd sign Him if you can what a great long shot he has
Bear yid

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01 Apr 2012 20:33:27
Great news about Muamba. Good luck from all Leeds fans.

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01 Apr 2012 19:36:43
im a hammers fan and i now feel are automatic promotion spot is dead get rid of big sam and bring in gus poyet or pualo di canio

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DiCanio is a great shout. I doubt Gus would go - In fact I KNOW Gus wouldnt go !

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01 Apr 2012 18:37:18
Stuart Beavon will sign for Doncaster in the summer
Unless he is on the books of McKay, played for a premiership club, considers himself a "Glory boy superstar & can pose on the ball to slow to a stand still any counter attack" & don't forget has to be over thirty (& even retired three years ago!) it is very unlikely. Did I forget if Saunders has ever heard of him outside of his "click" of mates within the game & the media.

I'm sure Stuart is a decent player, but would he want to ruin his career at the moment. At least wait till Saunders & McKay are gone at the start of next season when Rovers are bottom of league 1 & John Ryan has heard enough of Saunders out!

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01 Apr 2012 18:30:31
Having failed now three times to win the Conference, Non League Luton Town, will reinstall their plastic pitch and ban away supporters to give them back, the unfair advantage they had in the 1980's. There is also talk on the pitch being moved 30 degrees to the left so they are no longer in the shadow of Watford FC

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01 Apr 2012 15:49:56
Dalglish has to go. He is out of touch with modern football and the way he set his team up to be humiliated at Newcastle today is the final straw. Why can my fellow kopites not see he is a poor fake as a manager? Henderson,Downing = 36m, on the bench, Carroll 35m = flog him back to them if they will pay anything. Very disapointed Kopite since 1967. YNWA

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01 Apr 2012 15:37:57
No doubt you're a legend,but I'm sorry to say that It's about time for you to go,Kenny. It's for the best of both the club and you.

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01 Apr 2012 14:31:40
Due to fan preasure Wolverhampton Wanderers will sack manager Mick McCarthy and hire a complete muppet instead!

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01 Apr 2012 14:19:46
i heard lambert is out i cant see us beating portsmouth next week i think it will be a goal fest from pompey

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I thought the same any way COUR

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So you are a 1man team then

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Yeah :(

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Goal fest?? - you need some help urgently, skatesville has a good department for this at the QA I belive - go there immediatley and get better...COYRs

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I heard lambert is out i cant see us beating portsmouth next week i think it will be a goal fest from pompey
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LOL do you really think we beleive this is a Saints fan written this, Blackpool was a goal fest and we were poor and away, and Pompey are no Blackpool thats for sure, at home it will be a diffrent matter even without Lambert who will be fit by the way.

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4-1 in your own BACK YARD

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01 Apr 2012 10:11:57
Non League Luton Town owners 20/20 are very close to securing their dream ticket partnership to save their season. Expect Alan Mullery & Ricky Otto, to take over at Kenilworth Road on Tuesday on a 15 month deal.

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01 Apr 2012 09:21:57
Hey mini - seasiders better in all departments yesterday evening, I've got a bangin headache after drowning my sorrows -well done, but I'll stay on the bus with Adko and up we'll go and by the way your played yesterday you won't be far behind. Ed025 don't tar everyone with same brush, it makes you look as dumb as the anti skate poster you referred to, but I don't expect you to publish thisĶĶ..- COYRs {Ed025's Note - oh i will publish it!.. im not saying all saints supporters are like that...but a lot come on here with the same views as that idiot, and its giving your good supporters a bad name, you should be condemning people like that..

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Back in the play-offs again!
soton had off day , but will still go up !
looking like reading as well ..
well done peterbro ive heard it should of been 8-0 not 1-0 ,well done sheff weds...
and saints fans keep singing and behind team 90 mins and the only team to bring full allocation..well done and good luck rest of season .

maximus

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Thank you Maximus we had a cracking day out even tho we were battered, ask any true Saints fan and they will tell you we were worried about this game. Still in a good position and cant wait to the Palace away game sold 5,800 away tickets should be a great atmosphere, just hope we are better then we were at Blackpool. COYR

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01 Apr 2012 00:50:14
i heard that southampton will buy good players soon

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Yes because those poor ones we already have, have only got us top of the league, definelty need to improve.

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* Lambert got you the top of the championship, can see saints dropping out of the playoffs if hes out for season

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Lambert out = pompey win ;)

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One man team

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Cant wait for saturday pup

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One man team yeah
That's just wishful thinking from the skates, who are set for another 5 goal pummeling soon
Enjoy your trip to the Holy Ground, little fishies. :)

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It is tho, any one can beat any one in that leauge just need a 20 goal a season goal scorer, southampton are top portsmouth are bottom every one knows in a derby form and everythink goes out the window

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When you say every thing goes out the window, does that expression mean like
the bed ,sofa ,tv ,kitchen sink and wardrobes?

ben dover

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Oooo matron

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4-1 in your own back yard part 2 :)

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Is the skate person westood allowed into the ground??......we need someone to take the pi55 out off.....;-) COYRs..

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I never get these one man team post, dosen't every team have a best player is man u a one man team because of rooney, messi barcelona, ronaldo real madrid, van persie arsenal, and so on...Just jelousy i think because Lambert is a good player. The post about us dropping out of the playoffs is funny by the way, cant you tell its the scholl holidays.

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Ricky lambert will be fat on saturday great news :) COURS

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