Football Banter Archive July 17 2011

17 Jul 2011 22:38:44
This week will see movements on the transfers of mulumbu and odemwingie transfer. Owen hargreaves to be signed as a risky mulumbu replacement and leaving west brom in desperate search for a striker. Kenny miller, emile heskey, and leon best all very strongly linked.

I work close to but not for the club and know all this as very strong news coming out of the hawthorns
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You have to be a dingle, neither player is leaving. Good try

Owen Hargreaves is signing for Brighton. It was in 3 papers yesterday.

If it was in the papers it must be true... they found a WW2 bomber on the moon once. FACT

I will eat my hat if Hargreaves signs for Brighton.......

Did they really find WW2 bomb on the moon? I heard they found one off coast of Essex. Amazing realy isn't it.

Wot paper woz it in then. I didn't see it in then. I got 2 papers yesterday the star and sport and did not see it in either of them.

Rupurt Murdoch would have a field day with you two....numbs...

WOW You read a different class of paper if it wasn't in the Sunday Star or Sunday Sport.

I believe EVERYTHING I read in the papers. EVERYTHING is true.

Yep it's true, they found a WW2 bomber on the moon. I'd have read more but i got sidetracked by some bird with enourmous norks.

You are so eating your hat. He has already agreed terms. 2 year contract. Signs when team get back from Portugal.

17 Jul 2011 21:37:46
Aston Villa will offer £1 million for Wolves defender Christophe Berra. Alex McLeish likes the Scotsman after watching him playing for Hearts. rubbish we wont sell him for a million

17 Jul 2011 21:01:22
Leeds United wont be signing anybody else, but Robert Snodgrass will still leave for £1.5m to Leicester City as the club looks to sort out it's finances.

Thats laughable as leeds rejected 3.5m from norwich weeks ago why would they then accept 1.5m from leicester? I guess leicester are signing tevez aswell lol

IT'S A RUMOUR SITE you dimwitted primate, and this is the BANTER page. Do you understand the concept or are so so desperate that you've missed the point completely?

Leeds are such a massive club that their fans have gone into meltdown at the thought of one of their heroes leaving. I'm going to piss myself if this turns out to be true, i really hope it is because they'd be nothing but tumbleweed coming from Leeds after that, their silly billy fans might stop banging on about Alan Smith and the 70's (we were good once)

Yes it's BANTER muppet, not a site that you just insult any other teams fans on, leeds are a bigger club than leicester, please if you don't have the knowledge or intelligence stay off the site and stop wasting everyones time. fool. {Ed045's Note - Leeds do not have financial problems, and have slapped an 8million price tag on Snodgrass, I can't see £1.5m from a rival side getting Leeds into a frenzy

Well said ed, pipe down leicester muppets

I think the Leeds Ed needs to read the rumours page if he doesn't think his little mates are having hissy fits over the suggestions of Snodgrass leaving on the cheap.

Leeds used to be a big, succesful club. These days they're lucky to be in the championship, have no money and a chairman who's more interested in lining his pockets than winning anything. Back to Div One for you clowns, toodles.

Oh, and Snodgrass to Leicester for £1.5m is a dead cert - FACT

Snoddy going for 1.5, dream on and get your FACTs right. lol what a fool.

The only one having a hissy fit is you miss. lol. mot

We'll see small girl, you're gonna look ever so silly when he wanders off to Leicester for next to nothing. Remember the 70's and you'll be fine.

Small girl damn you're hard Snoddy won't join you and yes I remember the 70's but I doubt you can even remember 7pm as you must be drunk. lol

Not a ball kicked yet and Leicester are the self appointed champions, you're making yourself sound stupid miss.
Put your head back in your crisps. lol

Poor leicester supporters, they're having a few big mouth muppets letting them down.

17 Jul 2011 20:53:51
17 Jul 2011 17:31:51
Leicester City have joined West Brom and Wolves in the hunt for Robbie Keane and our bottomless pit of money means we'll probably sign him too.
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Leicester can have him, we don't want a dingle at The Hawthorns

I doubt this somehow. Mostly because City don't have a bottomless pit of money but also because Keane hasn't been mentioned once so it's either the best kept secret ever (until now) or it's total guff and i know which my money is on.

Leicester are now the biggest club in the world according to their fans, deluded springs to mind.

The fan above you doesn't think they're the biggest club in the world, so that just makes you a jealous girl, calm down love.

Two years ago, Leicester City didn't have any fans. All into cricket. Talk about climbing out of the woodwork.

I agree they seem to think that a couple of average signings will make them the champions of Europe. They are a mid table team, that may get in the top 6 next season. Dream on you muppets.

Leicester have always had good support, look at the stats, i suppose your a league 1 leeds as*ehole

I'm a Leicester fan and i absolutely LOVE this hatred and jealousy If people wern't insulting us it would mean they're not bothered about us but the fact that they just can't help themselves means that the new look Leicester side is scaring them all. The only Championship side out there who can cause us real problems is West Ham, the likes of Forest, Leeds and Brighton are just kidding themselves and they know it.

No-one likes us... and i love it Kepp on hating you haters, it means we're doing something right.

Southampton will turn you over twice me thinks...

Let's see shall we

I know my stuff when it comes to football and I can safely say the Championship will be won by Brighton & Hove Albion.

Talk about contradiction - know your stuff about football, and BHA will win the championship...ha ha ha

I agree Brighton will win Championship hands down. Have you not seen who they have signed? Id lay a couple of hundred quid on them to win the league and be extremely confident of a return

Put your money where you mouth is then, go to the bookies, make the bet and post a pic of the slip.

But you haven't got the bottle to, leicester will p*ss it , be a surprise if you are in the top half come next may brighton dreamer

Leicester won't win a thing, keep buying the crisps mate when there's a comp on , that's your only hope.sad foxes

17 Jul 2011 20:42:02
Cska Moscow have asked for pavlyochenko as part of deal for dzagoev and doumbia all depends on pav willingness to move, itialian club in the north of Italy want keane and given

Won't be happening then, he claims when talking about spurs ' it's where my heart is'

17 Jul 2011 20:11:19
Dag & Red will complete a deal with Loick Landre on loan from PSG. Landre has been told he will be loaned out as he's only 17 and is keen on experience in League 2 with 'The Daggers'. He will sign a season long loan deal with no recall clause.

17 Jul 2011 20:02:48
Anyone got any information about where Wayne Routledge looks to be going? It's inevitable he'll be leaving Newcastle and I've heard he's been linked with about 8 teams but yeah I don't know? Would love him at my club, seriously underrated player.

Forest mate

Will be signing for Leicester within the next 24hrs.

17 Jul 2011 18:59:51
hi first time post , am a cabbie in london and just picked modric up in a taxi , asked him why he wants out at the lane shock at his reply says spurs are s**t and going down , he says he carried them and cant go any further , i said why dont you come to blackpool , he said he would think about it

maximus

Get this clown off here

M8 am not your dad

maximus

Pretty funny that maximus, nice one for upsetting those spud's fan's, keep it up m8

You are the only friend that plank has. Couple of ding a lings together.

17 Jul 2011 16:26:05
1. Stearman is a CB 2. he is far from our first choice RB, with zubar and foley and 3. He is s**t


Exactly, we need another CB, and hes not, hes a great player. Perfect for us. CCFC

Wolves have only one decent defender and that is roger johnson. the dingles will certainly lose their games which dont feature roger and WBA will triumph

17 Jul 2011 15:19:56
cant believe just how much rubbish people write on here. so few of these rumours are even close to being believable. come on people, keep it real

Which planet ye come from if ye want to see rubbish rumours go on newcastle page thats where all the fantasy is all the info on here is 100% genuine

17 Jul 2011 14:34:59
In reply to:
15 Jul 2011 11:38:56
Exeter City are in talks with Middlesbroughs Jonathan Franks.

Don't be daft Franks is a first-team player at Boro - only he missed alot of football last year coz of injuries. Not to mention he scored a screamer against BB Istanbul in our last friendly... Why the hell would he join a League One club?

17 Jul 2011 14:00:18
Hmmm not so sure we will get wesley to united To gud to be true

17 Jul 2011 13:04:53
sneijder is stalling over a move to old trafford and a host of other players are concidering leaving the premier league due to the tax burden on top earners.

he is on a £190.000 a week at milan he would have to earn £30.000 more in england just to be on the same wages but if he moved to france he could still take home the same money as he is on now but there tax is only 25% for top earners lot of players are thinking of going to france and a few of the top teams have had real money put into the clubs the aim is to get the french league up to the standard of italy spain germany and england they might just do it as well given a few years

17 Jul 2011 09:22:52
whos trying to buy the league now? liverpool always said chelsea were

Do you really think the 100 million liverpool has spent will win them the league ? lets compare , carroll or hernandez? downing or young? adam or nasri? adam or modric? adam or sneijder? i know which players id prefer, liverpool are indeed spending big , but doesnt have the quality to win the league , only too compete and try to break into the top 4 is the aim, if king kenny can get them playing well as a team, then no matter how much quality as individuals they lack, i give them a chance of a top 4 finish, arsenal are in a spot of trouble, chelsea's squad is old and seen better days, mancini is not the man to lead city, and their team is full of over priced players, man utd have less experience and havent sorted out their midfield yet, so anything is possible.

I think Liverpool have EXACTLY what it takes to win trophies this season.........the main criteria you need to win things is desire and willing to win, and that is EXACTLY what Liverpool have prescribed for its old and new players. If you can play in the premier league in any capacity, it means you have quality, it is then up to the Manager and plaers around you to bring the best of that quality out Liverpool will surprise alot of its critics this campaign.............believe me.

Cheers

One word SUAREZ. tore united apart and everyone else he played against, hernandez u should compare to suarez, guna top the goalscoring charts nxt season , player of month for every month etc one word SUAREZ

We have spent just over 45 mil out of are own pocket where not trying to buy anything but good players and if we where... way not the money is there its not like any other club in the world would turn it down but it different cos everyone seems to hate liverpool this year when city are the team trying to buy everybodys top players and disrespecting every one of there club in the process

Europe if your lucky scouse fans

Haha wot a stupid post, europe if were lucky.get back on your arm chair

17 Jul 2011 01:02:43
QPR> Fact Premier League rules state, teams can sign has many players they wish from lower leagues or abroad but only 2 from other priemer clubs, check rules babe

Is this true ed i have never heard of this rule before surley man utd liverpool and sunderland haven't heard of this one as all have made 2 signings from premier league clubs and are also linked to more signings from premiership {Ed001's Note - he meant loan signings, teams can only have two loan signings from other Premier League clubs.}